ONE MINUTE MELEE: Hercule Satan vs Paul Blart

Hercule Satan vs Paul Blart is Ahomeschoolingroudon's 3rd One Minute Melee of his Fourth Season, and his first joke fight of said season. It features Hercule Satan from Dragon Ball Z against Paul Blart from Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

Description
It's a battle of laughable characters in their series. Both two protectors of Earth or, A Mall..but who will win? And who's sides will hurt?

Interlude
2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

ONE

MINUTE

MELEE!