Sans (Undertale) VS Freddy Fuckboy

Description
uhm so is this wikia about omm or-

Interlude
one minute melee

where all the fights are settled in 60 seconds

two fighters or maybe more

i don't know

a minute

me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-lee-e-e-e-e-e-e

FIGHT!
It was another night at Fuckboy's. The animatroincs were ready for their vacation.

Freddy: fuck yeah i'm freddy

Foxy: JUST FUCKING GO ALREADY

The screen faded and showed a Delorean. The animatronics entered the vehicle and were ready for a time travel vacation.

Freddy: when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...

Freddy turned on the machine.

Freddy: ...i'm going to shit

Freddy drove as the car traveled.

Meanwhile, in another universe.

The screen showed a similiar Undertale scene.

''Sans: it's a beatiful day outside... flowers are blooming... birds are singing... kids like you...''

Sans was about to attack the freaky kid with a knife until he got interrupted by a loud noise.

Sans: ...?

Sans only noticed in shock: The human was runned over by Freddy and friends.

Foxy: FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING IDEAS FREDDY-

Freddy: shut up your opinions are shit

Chica: Devour my hot bird as-

Freddy: stop talking

Sans: ...huh.

Freddy: oh look there's our budget buddy

Sans shrugs, not knowing what to do. He then looked at the dead kid and then stared at Freddy. Sans only knew one thing: He needed a fight.

Sans: you're gonna have a bad time.

Freddy: you must be shitting me i can't even get a fucking break

Foxy: FUCK YOU FREDDY YOU'RE A COMPLETE DICK YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL FUCKING KILLED-

Freddy: quiet nobody likes you yiffy

Freddy: anyways

Freddy: something tells me i need to do this fight alone

Bonnie: NO GUYS LET ME HANDLE THIS I'M AN EXPERT AT IT-

Freddy: no

Freddy: engage the spooky scary skeleton motherfucker

...FIGHT?