Rocket Raccoon Vs Fox McCloud

Yeah, we've all been waiting for this.

Intro
Fox's squadron is flying their Arwings through space, not too far away from the Great Fox.

Fox: All wings, check in! Fox leader, standing by!

Falco: Fox three, standing by!

Slippy: Fox nineteen, standing by!

Peppy: Fox four, standing by!

Krystal: Fox two, standing by!

Peppy: Hey, can I please be upgraded to Fox s...

ROB 64: Foxhole, standing by! You are free to head down.

The arwings turn and fly down towards a futuristic-looking planet, not noticing another spaceship nearby. Inside, Rocket is in the pilot's seat; Wolf and Panther are in the back, immobilized by roots stemming from Groot, who is in the passenger seat.

Rocket: Now, you're positive he's the one?

Wolf: Yes... I swear on my life...

Rocket: Great! Bounty's all ours, Groot! 100 million units! We're gonna be rich!

Wolf: Hey, wait, the agreement was that we'd split the bounty five ways!

Rocket: Yeah, wouldn't you say your life is worth more than 25 million units? I think by sparing ya, you're actually getting more bang for yer buck. Plus, if you disagree, I can always dump you out into space like that chameleon bloke and increase my share.

Wolf:... Damn you...

Now on the planet surface, a futuristic city completely abandoned not too long ago, the Star Fox pilots emerge from their ships and begin to scan around.

Falco: Whatever caused a planet this big to evacuate just like that... must have been big.

Slippy: You think it's Andross?

Fox: No, this planet wouldn't be of any use to him... I'm going ahead, alright?

But as he turns around, he sees all his companions captured in an electrical net.

Fox: Krystal! Falco!

Rocket: Take 'em back to the ship, Groot!

Groot runs in, picks up the net, and runs back to the ship, shrugging off Fox's blaster fire. As McCloud starts to use the Fox illusion, a shot at his feet stops, and he looks up to see Rocket on top of a fountain holding a massive gun.

Rocket: 100 million units. That's what you're worth. Every Samus, every Boba Fett, every Deathstroke's gonna be after you with that big a price.

Fox: Release my friends, now!

Rocket: Hang tight, foxy. The guy who put the bounty on you in the first place is worth much more. You're the good guy. They're the bad guy. You're just gonna come with me and pretend to be my little hostage until his head's on my platter, hear me?

Fox: I hear you. But even though I'm a fox...

Fox shoots at Rocket, forcing the rodent to jump out of the way.

Fox: I wasn't listening too good.

Rocket: Fine by me, I was prepared to use force!

Announcer: GO FUR BROKE! READY!

FIGHT!!!
Coming soon!

Who are you cheering for? Rocket Fox