Guts VS Freddy Krueger

Guts VS Freddy Krueger is the fifth episode of Wolverine-Man's first season. It pits Guts from Berserk against Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Description
The Black Swordsman takes on one of his toughest adversaries yet: the Springwood slasher. Are you ready for Freddy, Guts?

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

'''TWO FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!'''

'''1! MINUTE! MELEE!'''

PRESS START!

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!

(PLAYER ONE CHOOSES Guts.)

(PLAYER TWO CHOOSES Freddy Krueger.)

LET'S ROCK?

'''Alrighty! '''/ Uh, one sec...

(Alrighty! selected.)

MELEE!
A forest, nighttime

Night had fallen upon a random forest. Countless raindrops slammed onto the ground. Lightning struck through the sky like a speeding bullet, being the only source of large light available- and yet, it lasted little. The wind blew across the wet grass.

Then, a fourth sound was heard: footsteps.

What was the source of the sound? A man. He wore a red and green striped sweater, dark slacks and a battered fedora. One might mistake him for a common tramp…except for two disturbing details about this man. One was that he had a glove on his hand that had four, razor-sharp blades attached to it. Another was his face. It was burnt, angry red spots dotting his cheeks, nose, chin, and mouth. One might have even mistaken his face for a large pizza.

There was nothing appetizing about this man though. He was Freddy Krueger, the nightmare of Elm Street.

Why was he here? Well, he was doing what he always did best – prowling the night for unfortunate victims. Invade their dreams, and drag them down to the very bottom of their nightmares.

And eventually, one would show up.

Suddenly, a tree fell down in front of Freddy. Freddy saw the being who had cut down the tree, nearly crushing him in the process: a tall and burly man. He sported tarnished battle armor and wielded an enormous sword even taller than he was. This was the Black Swordsman, Guts.

While most people would have soiled themselves facing the Springwood slasher, Guts simply pointed his giant sword, Dragonslayer, at the Springwood slasher and spoke to him in a voice that didn't have the slightest bit of fear in it. "You are in my way. Stand aside at once."

Freddy just chuckled in response. "I'd prefer to do something else instead of standing aside: Ending your life!" He said as he prepared his clawed glove. Guts almost casually prepared Dragonslayer in response. "I haven't had a good fight all day, anyway."

It was a peaceful scene while it lasted...

'''BE TOUGH OR BE DEAD! FIGHT!'''

Guts rushed toward Freddy to decapitate him with Dragonslayer, but Freddy ducked and stabbed Guts in the stomach. But then, Guts put his metal hand up to Freddy, revealing his hand-cannon.

"Oh crap!" Freddy exclaimed. Just before Guts could fire the hand-cannon in Freddy's face, Freddy vanished in a flash of fire. Guts looked surprised and he searched for his opponent.

He was then stabbed in the back of the arm.

Freddy grinned as he yanked his glove out of Guts' arm, drawing a spurt of blood from all four wounds. As Guts whirled around, Freddy received a large cut from Dragonslayer, making him moan in pain. Guts chuckled and swung Dragonslayer to slice Freddy in half, but Freddy vanished again, much to his anger. Guts turned around to receive a face-full of his opponent's fist. The force of the punch made Guts' nose bleed. Guts ignored it and caught Freddy off guard by impaling him with Dragonslayer.

"I told you to stay out of my way." Guts said to his impaled opponent, grinning. However, Freddy raked the blades of his glove across Guts' face. Guts yelled out in pain as he backed away and put his hand on his now disfigured and bleeding face. First having his eye gouged out, now this?

Freddy chuckled before kicking Guts in the, well, gut. Guts was sent flying back as a result. Just as Guts got up, Freddy vanished yet again. Guts' face quickly turned into a face of rage. This was not fair at all. He wasn't to kill him. He was going to slaughter him. Utterly obliterate him.

Suddenly, Freddy appeared in front of Guts and yelled "BOO!", nearly giving him a heart attack. He caught Guts off guard again by stabbing Guts in the knee. Another spurt of blood and Guts fell onto his good knee.

"Welcome to my nightmare, bitch." Freddy taunted as he readied his clawed glove to end the fight.

But before Freddy could deliver the killing blow, Guts pulled a small bomb-like object from his pocket and threw it right into Freddy's face, blowing chunks of skin and blood off of him. Guts then pushed Freddy back and onto the ground. Guts stood above his downed body before stabbing him in the stomach. Blood splattered out of Freddy's stomach as the latter coughed up some blood. Guts lifted Dragonslayer out of Freddy's body, covered in his blood, grabbed Freddy's face and ''ripped it right off. ''Guts help up Freddy's face, his new trophy...

A large, steaming Hawaiian pizza was in his hands.

Guts was taken aback for a moment. He stood there, trying to understand why a face had suddenly morphed into a pizza.

“They call me ‘Pizzaface-senpai’ in some other town. Fitting name, isn’t it? I actually like it myself!” came a low, amused voice.

Guts looked up…and then a clawed hand snatched the pizza away from him. It instantly fell into eight neat slices.

Freddy stood there, holding a slice in his hand. He grinned as Guts stood there, still bemused. “Surprised?” he said, and bit down on the pizza. He sighed, savoring the taste. “Well, I though you would be glad that I was giving away free pizza!” he munched, mozzarella cheese sticking to his gums.

Freddy chuckled, then popped the rest of the pizza back in his mouth. As Guts yelled "Enough!", the latter's began to cover itself in a black armor-like substance. He went completely silent as Dragonslayer became enveloped in the same material. Guts could no longer feel anything and stopped inhibiting any of his power.

He had donned the Berserker Armor.

Before Freddy could react, Guts slashed Freddy's chest. Freddy responded by punching Guts in the face. Guts attempted to cut Freddy's skull in half with Dragonslayer, but Freddy caught the blade and threw it away. He proceeded to punch Guts not once, not twice, but seven times. He then punched Guts around and stabbed him in the back continuously. "How do ya like this, bitch?!" Freddy shouted out. Guts did not give a reply as he kicked Freddy in the chest.

Freddy attempted to stab Guts once more, but Guts quickly jumped back and avoided the stab altogether. Freddy then swept his hands in front of him, and suddenly, large boulders burst from the ground. Before Guts could react, they slammed into him knocking him off his feet. He sailed through the air and smashed into a tree.

“Good news, ladies and gentlemen! This show just went into overtime!” Freddy laughed, and then swiped his hands again. This time, a slab of stone, unnaturally flat, burst out of the ground right underneath Guts’s feet. He was thrown high into the air.

Another slab of stone pulled itself out of the ground, and then soared towards him. It slammed into his body and sent him sailing through the air.

SMACK!

The other stone slab, which was waiting in position, slapped Guts across his entire body yet again, sending him flying in the opposite direction.

SMACK!

The first stone slab did the same.

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

The slabs went to work, slamming Guts’s body every time he came in range, playing a game of Ping-Pong…with Guts as the ball.

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

"And Freddy scores! Freddy scores again! Freddy blocks it! Freddy SMASH! Ohhhh, that was a close one-pity it didn’t work. No wait, HE SCORES! Yes, he is winning the match!” Freddy was jumping up and down on the ground, yelling and laughing, waving his hands madly like a conductor.

The game of Ping-Pong with Guts went on for a solid five minutes before Freddy got tired of the act. The stone slabs stopped slamming Guts and Guts fell to the ground and crashed onto his back. As Guts weakly got up, Freddy advanced, his clawed glove ready.

"I haven't had such a great game since that time with Jason. But sadly, it is over, which means your life is, too." Freddy taunted. He proceeded to uppercut Guts before impaling him with his clawed glove through the chest, breaking his ribs and puncturing his lungs. Then he swiped Guts across the face, damaging his skull. Freddy then summoned a large furnace. He then stabbed Guts in the neck and stomach, and chucked him straight into the furnace. As Guts burned in agony, Freddy waved goodbye and shut the door, cutting off Guts's arm in the process, which was hanging out of the furnace.

It was over.

Freddy stood in the moonlit clearing, surveying the scene with great satisfaction. And in light of all the fun he had tonight…he couldn’t help but laugh.

The laughter echoed through the night. It was the sound that kept the children awake at night. The sound that nightmares were made of. The sound that meant the end of your miserable life.

The laughter…of Freddy Krueger, the nightmare of Elm Street.

Freddy grinned and walked away.

Time to raise some hell.

'''K.O.! THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS...'''

FREDDY KRUEGER!