Conker vs wolverine

Intro
TWO FIGHTERS

NO RESEARCH

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Pre-Fight
we open as conker is seen drinking a beer suddenly wolverine walks up to the bar and orders a beer conker then looks at a wanted poster to reveal wolverine's face on it conker then has dollar signs in his eyes conker then shoots wolverine's cigar out of his mouth as angrily the two take it outside and get into battle stance

Fight
IT'S GONNA BE BRUTAL!

GO!

conker starts shooting at wolverine but wolvering just keeps going as he slashes at conker but conker then kicks wolverine in the face wolverine then slashes at conker as he starts doing a combo on the squirrel bam!

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conker then hits wolverine wiht a frying pan as he grabs then squirrel but then he flies up and jumps on his head multiple times wolverine growls and and can barely keep up but then he grabs conker and throws him

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wolvering then smiles then walks off but then conker comes back with the suit from his battle with a xenomorph and attacks wolverine swings him around and throws him but he is luckily able to land on his feet

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wolverine then slashes at the suit conker then punches him in the face making him land on his face conker then stomps on him but wolvering then stabs his claws into the foot as the suit starts malfunctioning slash!

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conker then takes the control and punches wolverine hard wolverine then slashes off an arm of the suit conker then uses the other hand on wolverine but he slashes that off this happens the same way with the legs boom!

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conker then shoots wolverine in the face making him scream while blinded conker then hits him with his frying pan and bonks him a bunch of times conker then flies up and kicks him in the gut wolverine then slashes him

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conker dodges however and smacks him slapstick style then bashes his head against the ground then pokes him in the eye as he does a curly howard inspired laugh wolverine then gains his eye sight back and then wolverine slashes at conker making conker groan in pain but conker pisses on him and blinds him again

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wolverine is disgusted at this and tries to slash him but to no avail conker then laughs and attacks while flying conker then flies into wolverines face and punches it then punches at his gut multiple times with awesome speed conker then kicks him in the face and throws him down to the ground thus his knocked out with a boom

KO!

conker then carries wolverine as he get's ready to turn him in his reward is gonna pay big monkey 110000 big

WInner
THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS.........CONKER