The Desk of ZombieSlayer23: The Dumbest Street Fighter Characters

The Desk of ZombieSlayer23: The Dumbest Street Fighter Characters

ZombieSlayer23: Hey guys, it’s me again! Welcome back to another episode of The Desk of ZombieSlayer23! This episode, we are going to be talking about the dumbest SF characters! Yes, their are a lot of dumb characters. But I will say only some.

Hakan. Yes, Hakan. This guy uses FRICKING OIL TO STRENGTHEN HIM! Why does this guy even exist?! Somehow, his moves like squeezing someone and dumping oil on him MAKE PEOPLE LOOSE HEALTH! His 2 Ultra Combos are ridiculous! One of them is squeezing someone so hard they fly into the air. Then he circles the opponent around him “so fast” and then lets go. The opponent is sent flying into the wall. This guy is so stupid, I don’t want to talk about this doosh anymore.

Rose. This woman has powers with her FRICKING SCARF! A SCARF! This Scarf can shoot hadokens out of it and send a character flying. Her ultra Combo, uses the scarf. She wraps them around the scarf, AND THE SCARF TURNS ELECTRIC. It shocks the opponent and send them into the ground. Her rival is Guy, and they like each other. She fights him because Guy is in her way. Wow. Just. Freaking. Sad. Rose can also do moves like grabbing them and throwing them into the ground. Can’t almost any fighter do that?

Birdie. This fattie uses his chains and fists to knock out fighters. He acts like a punk. The reson he fights is because his Boxing Career is over, and now he robs stuff. Oh… Tragic Backstory. Someone call the Police… I think I am going to cry this is so sad….. I mean, how can a fattie like him be kicking guys trash? Seriously, look how fat he is. He headbutts people too. And he flips… Ahh next character.

Rufus. This guy is another fatty who fights to prove he is the strongest American fighter in the world. Ken Masters is the #1 fighter in America, so he sets out to beat up Ken and prove he is the best. His moves include spinning around and blasting someone backwards, and his Ultra Combo is him as a Tornado punching everyone near him. It’s so FRICKING STUPID WOW A TORNADO WOW SF CREATORS JUST WOW. His rival is of course, Ken. And….. I give up on SF.

Hopefully you guys enjoyed this episode of The Desk of ZombieSlayer23, comment down below more dumb SF characters, and if their is 4 more dumb characters I will make a 2nd version of this. Anyways, have a good day, bye!