Demon Godzilla vs. Sonic.EXE

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

TWO FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS.....

MEEEELLLLLLLEEEEE!

GO!

Battle.
Demon Godzilla is in a cave and sees Jesuschristwhymustyoubeathing.EXE, he roars at him in challenge.

TRIUMPH, OR DIE!

ENGAGE!

Meanwhile, in the mountians.

A man with a white Gi and black hair was mashing the buttons on a giant Sega Saturn controller. But suddenly, he felt something.

Segata Sanshiro: I sense a really fucking dumb fight that will give many people cancer due to sheere stupidty, and if they have cancer, they can't play SEGA SATURN!

Segata put his Sega Saturn on his back and ran to the fight.

Meanwhile, in the cave.

As the two were charging towards each other, Segata appeared in front of them. He kicked Demon Godzilla to the sun and punched Sanic.EXE's head so hard that it combusted into a million little pieces.

Segata Sanshiro: The planet is saved....

THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO

SEGATA SANSHIRO!