Dan Hibiki vs Deadpool



Dan Hibiki vs Deadpool is Shrek-it's fifth One Minute Melee.

Description
Two comedic relief characters battle in 60 seconds!

Beginning
ONE MINUTE MELEE

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS

TWO FIGHTERS

NO RESEARCH

60 SECONDS

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
Deadpool is walking through a dojo to see if he can steal anything, when he sees...

Deadpool: Hey, I'll be doing all the talking here! Get out of here, narrator!

Dan: Huh, who's there? AH!

Deadpool: Oh brother.

NOW THIS IS AN AWKWARD BATTLE!

FIGHT!

Deadpool: We're actually fighting...ow!

Dan hit Deadpool with a Gadoken, knocking Deadpool down. Deadpool got up and pulled out his guns.

Deadpool: Eat lead motha fucka!

Deadpool fired bullets at Dan, but Dan rolled under and launched Deadpool back with a Koryuken. Dan then followed up with a Dankukyaku, knocking Deadpool into a tree.

Deadpool: It's time to get serious!

Deadpool threw some text from this page at Dan Hibiki, knocking him down.

Dan: Alright, time for my ultimate attack!

Dan then did the Super Taunt, which Deadpool cracked up.

Deadpool: HAHAHA! Oh my god, you are funny, Pink Panther!

Dan: Pink Panther?

Deadpool: I can break the fourth wall, dumbass.

Dan Hibiki then threw an autograph of himself at Deadpool, which Deadpool threw back. They tossed the autograph back and forth at each other, but then Deadpool cut it in half with a sword.

Deadpool: Looks like I have the edge now, sucka! Get it, edge, 'cause I got an edge on my sword!

Dan: Haha! You're clever, how about being my new apprentice?

Deadpool: Dude, guns over karate any day!

Dan: You dare mock the Saikyo Arts? I'll show you!

Dan then started to glow purple, which Deadpool threw some text as Dan, but it bounced off him.

Deadpool: Um, Narrator, could you help me please!

Dan then used the Raging Demon and actually grabbed Deadpool. The screen turned black and when it became normal, Deadpool was no more.

Dan: Finally, someone weaker than me!

KO!

Conclusion
THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TOO....DAN HIBIKI!