Bill Cipher vs Sonic.EXE

Description
Two violent evil dictators meet up. Who wins between a true crappypasta and a multiverse buster?

Fight
2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Player 1 chooses Bill Cipher

Player 2 chooses Sonic.EXE

ARE YOU READY!?

Player 2 chooses YES.

Bill Cipher is shown playing Sonic the Hedgehog, when some sCaRy things started to happen. (By scary, i mean totally not scary at all.) Bill decided to go inside the game and sees Spoopie.EXE. '''"I EM GAWD!" '''He falsely stated. Bill then looked at him and laughed for a total of 12 seconds, and then decided to prove him wrong. "YOU!? GOD!? PLEASE! ONE OF THOSE GNOMES WOULD BE MORE GOD-LIKE THAN YOU!" He said, angering Crap.EXE. "RAWR! FITE MEH" He tried to be scary.

The actual god then laughed even harder, before wiping tears away. "OKAY! YOU WANT TO FIGHT? I'LL GIVE YOU A "FIGHT" THEN, SLENDERHOG!"

THIS'LL BE A FIGHT TO REMEMBER!

ENGA-

Bill then snapped his fingers and erased Pleasestaydead.EXE from existence.

OH, NEVERMIND!

Verdict
THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS

BILL CIPHER