Nintendo King Battle Royale

Description
4 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the King of the Koopas, Hyrule's king of darkness, the king of the Kremlings and the king of Dreamland? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

4 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Bowser is sitting on his throne. Then he gets up and roars. King Dedede then approaches him. Soon, Ganondorf and King K. Rool arrive.

WHO IS THE BEST KING? FIGHT!

Bowser runs at King Dedede to punch him, but King Dedede whacks him in the stomach with his hammer. King K. Rool then attacks King Dedede by biting him on the back of the neck. While King Dedede is distracted, Bowser runs at King Dedede and punches him repeatedly before frying him with his fire breath. He and King K. Rool fight. King K. Rool tries to bite Bowser, but Bowser pries open his jaws and breaks then open. Now it's just Bowser and Ganondorf. Ganondorf stabs Bowser in the stomach with his sword. Bowser breathes fire in Ganondorf's face. He then uppercuts him. He then grabs his throat and punches him in the stomach repeatedly. He then throws him away. Ganondorf then turns into Ganon. Bowser also turns into Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser runs at Ganon, but Ganon stabs his shoulders with his swords and pushes him toward a window. But Giga Bowser breathes fire in Ganon's face. As Ganon roars painfully, Giga Bowser runs behind him and wraps him in a bearhug and jumps out the window. They land in the lava. Giga Bowser jumps out of it. He grabs Ganon. He then submerges him in the lava until his head melts into a skull. Giga Bowser then crushes the skull underneath his foot. He then breathes fire over Ganon's body. He then tears out organ after organ until all of Ganon's organs are torn out. He then throws a flaming and disemboweled Ganon into the lava.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

BOWSER!