Ian and Anthony vs Harry and Marv

Description
4 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla and the Wet Bandits? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Harry and Marv break into Ian and Anthony's house at night.

Harry: (Chuckles evilly)

Suddenly, Ian and Anthony race downstairs and scream, startling Harry and Marv.

Harry and Marv: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Ian: We won't let you rob our house!

Anthony: We never will let two stupid robbers rob our house!

Harry: We're tired of being arrested!

Marv: Yeah! We're tired of being bested by a stupid kid!

Ian and Anthony snicker.

Harry: It's not funny!

Ian: Two stupid robbers being bested by a kid?! (Laughs)

Harry: (Frustrated growl) If you want us outta here, you gotta make us get outta here!

Anthony: Yeah, by calling the cops!

Harry: No! No no no! No calling the cops allowed!

Ian and Anthony: Aw, what?!

Harry: This is the rules of this fight!

COMEDY DUO VS COMEDY DUO! FIGHT!

Ian and Anthony and Harry and Marv run at each other. But Ian and Anthony each plant a fist into Harry and Marv's faces. Anthony and Marv grapple for a few seconds until Marv punches Anthony in the stomach. Harry grabs Ian, but Ian kicks him in the groin.

Harry: Owwwwwwwwwwwww! Not again!

Ian: You've been got in the balls before?

Harry: Yes! And it was very humiliating!

Harry punches Ian. Suddenly, Anthony stabs him in the back with a knife. Harry gets on his knees. Anthony looks at him.

Anthony: Maybe if you allowed the rules of us being able to call the cops, maybe I wouldn't have to of this.

He then slits Harry's throat. Harry dies.

Ian and Anthony: YEAH!

Ian: But wait, what about the other guy?

Anthony: I took care of him.

We see that Marv has multiple stab wounds on his body.

Ian: Now our house is safe!

Ian and Anthony: EPIC HIGH FIVE!

Ian and Anthony jump in the air and high five each other.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

IAN AND ANTHONY!