Kevin Mccallister vs The Animatronics

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2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the burglar anti-weapon and the main attraction of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the pirate fox animatronic, the scariest animatronic rabbit in history and the ugly animatronic chicken? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Kevin Mccallister has been left home alone. He rings Freddy Fazbear's Pizza on the landliner phone.

Kevin Mccallister: Hello?

Weird, creepy moaning is heard on the phone.

Kevin Mccallister: (Annoyed) Stop it.

The moaning continues. Kevin Mccallister hangs up in annoyance.

Kevin Mccallister: I'll just get it myself.

He is then seen walking down a street. He eventually reaches Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. He enters the pizzeria.

Kevin Mccallister: Hello? Anyone?

No answer. He enters the show stage. He then sees a Freddy Fazbear suit with human eyeballs coming out of the mask.

Kevin Mccallister: What the?

Freddy Fazbear then sneaks up behind him. Kevin Mccallister looks behind him and screams.

DON'T LOOK, KIDS! FIGHT!

Freddy Fazbear tries to grab Kevin Mccallister, but Kevin Mccallister dodges. He races away as Freddy Fazbear pursues him. Soon the other animatronics join the chase. Kevin Mccallister enters the office and closes the doors.

Kevin Mccallister: What were those things?

Kevin Mccallister then checks the camera. The animatronics are seen leaving.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) That's right, you better leave. But I gotta get out of here. But how?

He opens the left door and peeks out. No one is there. He closes it. He opens the right door. No one is there either.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) But sooner or later, those guys are gonna get me.

He checks the camera. He sees Chica approaching.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) Oh, shit!

Chica knocks on the door. After a while, she leaves. Kevin Mccallister breathes a sigh of relief. He checks the camera. Bonnie is seen approaching.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) Shit!

Bonnie knocks on the door. After a while, he leaves. Kevin Mccallister breathes another sigh of relief. He checks the camera. Chica is very near the door.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) What the?!

Freddy Fazbear is then heard laughing.

Kevin Mccallister: What do they find funny?!

He checks the camera. Chica is gone.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) I better not breathe another sigh of relief this time, because there might be another guy...

The power then runs out.

Kevin Mccallister: (Whispering) ...You gotta be kidding me.

Freddy Fazbear's tune starts playing and Freddy Fazbear is seen looking at Kevin Mccallister. Then the screen goes black. After a few seconds, Freddy Fazbear's second jumpscare plays.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

THE ANIMATRONICS!