Popeye vs Cthulhu

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the sailor man and the part man, part dragon and part octopus? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Popeye is sailing. Then Cthulhu emerges from the water. Popeye is instantly affected by Cthulhu's physic attack.

Popeye: (Screams painfully) Why is my head so sore?!

Cthulhu sees Popeye and roars at him.

RULE NUMBER 35: NEVER SAIL! FIGHT!

Cthulhu grabs Popeye and looks at him. But Popeye eats his spinach and breaks free of Cthulhu's grip. He grabs Cthulhu's tentacle and spins him around and throws him away. Cthulhu flies into the air. But Popeye is still affected by Cthulhu's physic attack and while he is distracted, Cthulhu grabs him. He then carries him into space. He flies down toward Earth. He lands in San Francisco. He throws Popeye to the ground and stomps on him. He stomps repeatedly until Popeye is nothing but a puddle of blood. Wiping Popeye's blood off the sole of his foot, Cthulhu roars victoriously.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

CTHULHU!