Ed Edd n Eddy vs The Cutie Mark Crusaders

Ed Edd n Eddy vs The Cutie Marked Crusaders is the 1st episode of Pure King of Rage's One Minute Melees.

Pre Fight
One sunny afternoon in the cul-de-sac, the crusaders (in pony form) were walking and chatting, but they weren’t looking where they were going and ended up bumping into the Eds, causing them to drop the jawbreakers they carrying. Hey watch where you’re going, you stupid horses! Shouted eddy. Oops sorry about that, Said applebloom. Whatever lets go. Said eddy. Before the Eds can grab their jawbreakers, a wind blew past them causing their jawbreakers roll down the streets and into the sewers. Our jawbreakers! *Grr* this is all you’re faults! Shouted eddy. Calm down eddy, it was just an accident, they even apologize. Said double d. Are you kidding me? We bust our butts to get those jawbreakers and I’m not letting these twerps get away with this! Shouted eddy. Hey! We said we were sorry! Shouted scootaloo. yeah we didn’t mean to drop your candy! Shouted sweetie belle. Yeah right! Come on guys let’s send these little ponies back to candy land or whatever they came from. Said eddy as he put his fists up. Oh dear physical activity. Said double d as sweated nervously. come on girls let’s teach these boys a lesson! Shouted applebloom. Yeah! Shouted scootaloo. Fight! Shouted Ed. Three's A Crowd! Fight!

Fight
The Eddy rushes towards scoot-aloo and starts throwing punches at her, but is having trouble landing a single punch because of her flying, double d is getting zapped by sweetie belle’s magic, and Ed and apple-bloom square off. Sweetie belle then shoot a wave of magic, that sent the Eds flying backwards to the ground. You runts! Shouted eddy as he then pulls out the thingamajig and dispenses the bowling ball cannon. Load me up Ed! Shouted eddy. On it eddy! Said Ed. Eddy then fires 7 bowling balls at the crusaders, who barely dodges them, eddy then fires one more hitting scoot-aloo square in the face, giving her a black eye. Ok that does it. Said scoot-aloo as she flies towards eddy and bucks him right in the jaw, causing him to drop the cannon. Ed and double d tries to fight off apple-bloom and sweetie belle, but double d is having difficulty due to how weak he is his. Ed then grabs the thingamajig and dispenses the baking powder bomb and throws it to the ground, causing an explosion of baking powder to fill the air, which blinds the crusaders. When the dust settles, the Eds are nowhere to be found. Where did they go? Asked apple-bloom. Suddenly a squirt of orange water blast at their hooves, sticking them to the ground. Hey we’re stuck! Shouted scoot-aloo. The Eddy flies towards scoot-aloo on his jet pack and tackles her, and Ed and Double rides in on the garbage scooter and runs over both apple-bloom and sweetie belle. This isn’t working, these guys are just to strong. Said apple-bloom. Not if I can help it! Shouted sweetie belle as she blast a beam of magic from her horn towards the wheels of the Eds vehicle, causing them to fly off and Ed and Double d to crash, and scoot-aloo flies onto eddy and grabs his jet pack, causing him to fall to the ground. All right girls let’s go! Shouted apple-bloom as she and her friends proceeded to walk and stomp on the Eds with their hooves, flatting them into pancakes. The Ed stood up looking furious and Eddy shouts “ alright that’s it you’re dead!”. The Eds puts on gas masks and Eddy pulls out a garage door opener, presses a button, and releases the El-mongo stink bomb. What is that? Asked scoot-aloo. Your doom! Shouted eddy as the stink boom then explodes, releasing a stinky gas in the air. The crusaders then starts to feel nauseous and weak from the stench. Ha! Now’s our chance! Shouted Eddy as he puts hand into his mouth and whistles, giving Ed the signal and Ed grabs a house and drops it on the crusaders, crushing them to death. K.O!

Aftermath
This Melee's Winners are Ed Edd n Eddy!