Deadpool vs Lobo

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the Merc with a mouth and the last Czarnain? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
The scene starts at the set of traffic lights along with vehicles coming in different directions. The camera then cuts to the bus stop with the poster of Lobo with a $5,000,010 bounty, then pans next to the bounty poster of Deadpool's with a $5,000,000 bounty. The two are observing the poster of the latter.

Deadpool: PFFT! What a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? C'mon! I'm me! (Chuckles) What!? Am I right? Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure.

Deadpool and Lobo realize they are next to each other and somersault backwards.

Lobo: (Pulls out his shotgun) Soon, your name will be just "Dead" after I kill you.

Deadpool: Yeah, good luck with that.

AN IMMORTAL WAY TO BEGIN WITH! FIGHT!

Lobo fires his shotgun at Deadpool. Deadpool fires his machine guns at Lobo. Deadpool then teleports behind Lobo and slashes his back with his katana. Lobo grabs Deadpool's throat and throws him into traffic. A car hits Deadpool.

Deadpool: Hey, buddy! Don't let me slow you down!

Deadpool teleports on top of the car.

Deadpool: Where is that son of a gun? I gonna show him what for, I swear---

He is suddenly shot in the chest.

Deadpool: OOoooh, SHIT!

Deadpool lands on the windscreen again.

Deadpool: Look at me, LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!

Deadpool then teleports on top of the car again. Lobo tries to shoot Deadpool, but Deadpool teleports on random vehicles.

Deadpool: MISSED ME! (Makes Zoidberg sounds) I... hate... your...

Deadpool is revealed to be behind Lobo, raising his Carbonadium Sword.

Deadpool: Dumbface!

Lobo turns and shoots Deadpool, but Deadpool decapitates him with his Carbonadium Sword.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

DEADPOOL!

Trivia

 * This was inspired by the 39th episode of Death Battle, Deadpool VS Deathstroke and holds some similarities.