Richard Watterson vs Bugs Bunny

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the father of the Watterson family and the head mascot of Warner Bros.? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
The Wattersons are walking in a park. Then Bugs Bunny comes out of the ground.

Bugs Bunny: Ehh, *Chomps on carrot* what's up, docs?

Nicole Watterson: Um... hello?

Bugs Bunny: Holy tuna's pee, look at your belly!

Richard Watterson: How dare you insult the thing that we use to digest!

Nicole Watterson: Richard...

Richard Watterson: Don't try to talk me out of trying to make this brat take back that insult!

Bugs Bunny: No one calls the head mascot of Warner Bros. a brat!

Richard Watterson: (Scoffs) Mascot! What kind of "mascot" is a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny: Let's settle this!

BATTLE OF THE FUNNY BUNNIES! FIGHT!

Richard Watterson grabs Bugs Bunny's ears and spins him around and throws him. Bugs Bunny burrows underground.

Richard Watterson: Come out here, coward!

Suddenly, Bugs Bunny comes out of the ground in front of him and delivers a strong punch to Richard Watterson's stomach.

Richard Watterson: First you insult my belly and now you hurt it?! Mascot, my entire giant butt!

The Wattersons and Bugs Bunny burst out laughing. Richard Watterson gets an idea.

Richard Watterson: Yo mama's so fat, she's me, only me!

The Wattersons and Bugs Bunny laugh even harder.

Richard Watterson: Hey, I think we're clones: Only one is a annoying little bully brat and the other is a big fat version of that clone!

This gag has the Wattersons and Bugs Bunny in utter hysterics, with tears coming out of their eyes.

Bugs Bunny: Oh, gosh! I'm gonna die!

Richard Watterson: Good.

Richard Watterson then wraps Bugs Bunny in a bear hug and squeezes until Bugs Bunny is crushed. The Wattersons are still laughing.

Richard Watterson: Alright, you can stop now.

The Wattersons eventually stop laughing and wipe tears of laughter from their eyes.

Anais Watterson: Oh, gosh, that was hilarious!

Richard Watterson: Indeed it was. Oh, well, let's go home before another bunny brat arrives and insults my belly again.

The Wattersons follow Richard Watterson.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

RICHARD WATTERSON!