Destoroyah vs Raditz

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

TWO FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS...

MELEE

GO!

Fight
Destoroyah is smoking some crack when Raditz decided to come to Earth and destroy it.

Destoroyah sees Raditz.

Raditz: Stupid crab!

OUTTA BE A MATCH TO REMEMBER!

FIGHT!

Raditz uses his build-epic planet busting beam on Destoroyah.

It does nothing.

Destoroyah: You fucking what, m8?

Destoroyah grabs the epic planet buster and...crushes him in his hands.

Destoroyah pulls out a set of giant awesome sunglasses and slowly puts them on.

Destoroyah: Git gud.

Winner
THIS MELEES WINNER IS...

DESTOROYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!