Slattern vs Cthulhu

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the Category V Kaiju and the part man, part dragon, and part octopus? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Slattern is rampaging New York. Then Cthulhu arrives and roars at Slattern. Slattern roars back.

SEA MONSTER VS SEA MONSTER! FIGHT!

Cthulhu flies at Slattern, but Slattern fires his Atomic Beam, making Cthulhu fly back. Cthulhu flies behind Slattern and grabs his tails, spins him around and throws him. Slattern gets up and roars at Cthulhu and fires his Atomic Beam again. Cthulhu is knocked to the ground this time. Slattern stands over him and punches his face repeatedly. Cthulhu forces him off and grabs him and flies upward. Slattern fires his Atomic Beam at Cthulhu's throat, brutally blowing his head off. Both Cthulhu and Slattern fall to the ground. Slattern manages to push Cthulhu off and he roars in victory.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

SLATTERN!