Steve VS. Robloxian

Description
Two blocky heroes gear up and get ready for a ONE MINUTE MELEE! Who will prevail? Steve, The hardcore survivor, Or The Robloxian, The supreme scripter?

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

TWO FIGHTERS!

'''NO RESEARCH! '''

60 SECONDS!

'''ONE MINUTE MELEE! '''

The Fight
(Cue Minecraft Theme)

Steve was walking around, And then he saw a Robloxian

Steve: Um....What is that?

Robloxian: Hi, I'm a Robloxian! I'm from Roblox!

Steve: Ugh....Roblox, That game sucks!

Robloxian: What?

Steve: ROBLOX SUCKS! IT'S TRASH! IT STINKS! IT'S A BIG RIP-OFF OF MINECRAFT!

Robloxian: Well, Technically, Roblox came first, A-

Steve: I don't want to hear it ya moron! Get out of my face!

Robloxian: You don't have to be a jerk about it.

Steve: I bet you're so weak.

The line "So weak" Is repeated 4 times in Slow-motion.

Robloxian gets his sword out and looks at Steve menacingly.

Steve: If it's a fight you want it's a fight you'll get!

GO FOR BROKE!

ENGAGE!

( Cue Social Online Hangout - Roblox)

Robloxian lunges at Steve and slashes him 7 times, Steve knocks the Robloxian into a Tree and tries to Slash at him.

Steve fires his Bow at the Robloxian, The Robloxian uppercuts Steve and gets out a Super-Ball and throws it at Steve, It hits his face and knocks him down.

Robloxian does a huge Series of Combos on Steve, Steve slashes the Rrobloxian with his Diamond Sword, But the Robloxian then fires a Rocket Launcher at Steve, Launching him into a Nearby fortress.

Robloxian follows Steve to the Fortress, And they continue their fight there.

Steve and the Robloxian get into a Sword-Fight, And Steve wins.

Robloxian later finds some TNT and throws it at Steve.

Steve: Uh-Oh.

The TNT Explodes, Damaging Steve greatly

The Robloxian later gets a Trench Shotgun and fires it at Steve.

Steve drops his bow, And the Robloxian takes it.

The Robloxian shoots Steve with the Bow, Steve is wounded from this Attack.

Steve punches the Robloxian in the Face, And the Robloxian kicks Steve in the Stomach.

Then, The Robloxian later gets out a Darkheart.

Steve: What is THAT?

Robloxian: You'll see.

The Robloxian slashes Steve with the Darkheart multiple times, Steve gets greatly injured from the Slashes.

Robloxian beats up Steve and throws him on the Ground, Steve is dazed from this Attack.

And then the Robloxian ends it with one big Slash from the Darkheart, Sending Steve's bodyparts everywhere.

K.O!!!!

Robloxian looks as Steve's bodyparts fly away.

Robloxian: That'll teach you to mess with me!

The Robloxian later walks away.

Results
(Cue Party Music -Roblox)

The Robloxian dances joyfully

THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TO....

'''ROBLOXIAN!!!!! '''