S.E.E.S vs Stardust Crusaders

Inspired by MP999's The Reds vs RWBY (BTW, go read it, it's fucking awesome), Persona 3's Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad takes on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's globetrotting Stardust Crusaders!!

The Interlude
Gazing up at the spiraling and literally twisted tower known as 'Tartarus', four teeangers stood with various weapons by their sides. "Let's go, already! My favorite team is on tonight!" One of them, Junpei Iori, tapped his crimson baseball on the ground. "Junpei, it's midnight, you dolt." Yukari Takeba scolded him and bashed his head lightly with her bow. "If you're in such a hurry, then very well, let's go." Mitsuru Kirijo confirmed with a nod, polishing her sleek rapier with a pink handkerchief. The last member, the newest transfer student by the name of Minako Arisato, wasn't listening. She was jamming out to a rock-song on her MP3 player, her ears covered by earphones. "Wait up!" A new voice called out from behind them. All, except Minako, glanced back to see a towering man with a beanie and a wicked axe running towards them. "Shinjiro? What're you doing here?" Junpei asked as the massive man neared them.

"Got bored. Fuuka's too busy with studies, Ken's asleep, Aigis is recharging and Akihiko's just annoying." Shinjiro grimly answered, inserting his free hand into a pocket of his coat. "What about Koromaru?" Yukari asked and got a bark as an answer. Closely behind Shinjiro, the small, grey dog trotted up to them, curiosity in it's eyes. "I think six is too big for a group." Mitsuru sighed and shook her head. "Why not? It can make this mission go by faster and easier!" Junpei exclaimed. "Absolutely not. Especially since Fuuka's not overlooking us!" Yukari chastised Junpei and tapped him on the head with her bow again. "Guys. Who cares?" Everyone turned to Minako, who had removed her earphones and unsheathed her Katana. "The more people, the merrier! Plus, I do wanna go see the baseball game's later recording." She said.

"See? She agrees with me!" Junpei said with confidence and Mitsuru sighed in defeat. "Fine. We'll all go." Mitsuru stated, much to Yukari's chagrin. "Alright! Sweet!" Junpei kicked the gate open and walked in first, the others following behind. Minako ran up to Junpei and tapped him on the shoulder, garnering his attention. "Hey, you owe me one." She said and Junpei seemed offended. "For what?" He asked. "For persuading Mitsuru-senpai to let all of us go at once, just you can go see your baseball game." Minako answered and Junpei groaned and slumped forward. "Oh, fine." He admitted. "Don't worry, Junpei. I promise it won't be anything TOO bad." She reassured him and winked, causing Junpei to blush a bit.

We come to Cairo, Egypt. It's nighttime, yet the streets are far from empty, filled with people enjoying their mortality. A group of six are stood in front of a massive mansion that seemed desolate. But these weren't any ordinary commoners. These five men and dog have gone through hell just to make it to Cairo, battling enemies and escaping death's clutch countless times. They were the Joestar Group, on a mission to vanquish the immortal and vile vampire, DIO. "So, he's in here." Jean-Pierre Polnareff scratched his chin and uttered. "Yes, he is. Is everyone ready?" Joseph Joestar looked to the others. "Joestar-san, we probably shouldn't all just charge in there and attack. It's too obvious and DIO probably has a bunch of minions in there, lying in wait for us." Noriaki Kakyoin mentioned.

"He's right! DIO wouldn't so foolish as to let unwanted guests wander around in his mansion." Muhammad Avdol agreed with the red-haired student. "Then we'll just split up! Me, Avdol and Iggy go around the back while Jotaro, Kakyoin and Joestar-san go through the front!" Polnareff declared proudly. "Sounds good! What do you think, Jotaro?" Joseph asked his grandson, who just held his cap down and sighed. "Yare yare daze... Fine. Then we can kick DIO's ass and go home." Jotaro settled on the soluton. Iggy, their resident dog, groaned at the thought of teaming up with a frenchman and a fortune-teller.

However, right before they could separate into their respective groups, a blue portal suddenly popped to life in front of them, startling the Stand-users. At the same time, a blue portal also appeared in front of the SEES squad, stopping them dead in their tracks. "What the heck is that?" Polnareff asked aloud, with an itching to summon his Stand. "The hell is that?" Shinjiro asked aloud. "Maybe it's the working of an enemy Stand!!" Joseph proclaimed. "I've never seen that before!" Yukari stepped closer to the portal. Mitsuru walked beside her and examined the portal meticulously.

"So, we're getting attacked already?" Jotaro lazily questioned, unfazed by this turn of events. "We mustn't touch it. It could be dangerous." Kakyoin told the others, who nodded in agreement. "We should just go around it then." Avdol instructed. "You think it could, maybe send us to another dimension?" Junpei asked his teammates. "You're a dumbass." Shinjiro rebutted and stepped forward, only to trip on his own feet and inadvertently knock Minako's MP3 player out of her hands. "Hey! My player!" She cried out. Koromaru attempted to jump up and snatch it with his teeth, when both he and the MP3 submerged into portal. For the Joestar Group, the portal shifted and an MP3 suddenly jumped out at them. It landed at Jotaro's feet, skidding to a halt next to his shoes. "What the hell is that?" He never got an answer, as a dog lunged out of the portal at them. "Ah! Oh, wait. It's just a dog." Polnareff affirmed, almost scared by the dog's swift appearance.

"Koromaru!" Yukari called out after the dog and chased after Koromaru despite Mitsuru's protests. "Yukari, wait!" Too late, Yukari already stepped through the portal. "Well, guess we're going in!" Junpei ran past Mitsuru and entered the portal. "My MP3!" Minako followed suit. "Oh my god... They're all idiots." Shinjiro hefted his axe and advanced into the portal, leaving Mitsuru all alone. "Ugh... For future missions, I shall take the lead." She said to herself, clearly irritated, then stomped through the portal, emerging out to a nighttime environment. "Uhh... I think we made a mistake." Junpei said aloud.

Standing in front of the squad, five tall men and a small dog with an annoyed expression on it's face. Minako glanced down and saw her MP3 by the feet of a tall man with a black coat and a black hat, a stoic visage staring at her and her friends. "Who the hell are you people?" Jotaro questioned. "That's none of your business." Mitsuru responded, crossing her arms and staring back at Jotaro with a challenging look. "Oooh!! You're beautiful!" Polnareff complimented the redhead. "As are you two!" He beckoned to Yukari and Minako. Instead of gushing over him, they began to giggle, the comedic value emanating from Polnareff's literally towering hairstyle. "Hey! What's so funny?!" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "Your hairstyle. It looks horrible." Shinjiro told him and Polnareff grew angry. "Who are you to talk, you lumbering sack of angst?!" Polnareff countered back, though Shinjiro didn't care.

"Why do they have weapons?" Avdol inspected the various weaponry by the teenagers' sides. "They must be herer to attack us! They must have been sent by DIO!!" Kakyoin indicated. Near-instantly, all of their Stands emerged from behind them, surprising the Persona-users. "What the-They have Personas too?!" Junpei took a step back before turning around for a tactical retreat. However, the portal had vanished, seemingly ditching the SEES squad on their own.

"Well, no portal, no way to escape... Which means we fight!" Junpei whipped out his Evoker and aimed it at his head, confusing the Joestar Group. "You're gonna shoot yourself?" Joseph buzzed with a puzzled expression. "PERSONA!" Junpei yelled and pulled the trigger. No bullet was fired, but the sound of glass cracking was heard. Junpei's eyes glowed blue before a new being came to life behind him, his Persona, Trismegistus. "What? They have Stands too?!" Avdol wondered out loud.

"Then they're definitely DIO's minions! Time to beat-down on evil, let's go!" Joseph readied himself, breathing in a certain manner in order to channel Hamon.