Deadpool vs Batman

Battle!
Deadpool is walking through a street listening to music

Never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down,never gonna run around and desert you! Deadpool sang as he chopped the head off of a homeless man.moments lader he heard footsteps and turned around to see Batman.

Oh my god..IT'S BATMAN Deadpool said,Holy shit..

You just killed a guy...come here so you can go to jail or i'll make you come by force. Batman warned,but Deadpool laughed until a voice contacted him.

Well..this is interesting. The Voice said.

Yeah...Let's kick his ass! Deadpool said

LET THE LAST MAN BE STANDING!

FIGHT!

Deadpool got out machine guns and immediately fired on Batman,who dodged and took cover behind a sandbag.Batman then used a grappling hook to get up on a roof while still being fired on by deadpool,then took deadpool's guns away by taking them with his grappling hook.

50!

Fuck! Deadpool said before dodging several batarangs,eventually cutting one in half with his sword.Batman dropped down before being kicked by Deadpool,who then did the street fighter move 'Spinning Bird Kick'' used by chun li.

40!

Batman dodged a sword swipe by Deadpool,then kicked him and used the grappling hook to slam Deadpool to the ground,then ripped off his arm.

Ow..oh well. Deadpool said before reattaching his arm.

30!

Deadpool then found a Trashcan and kicked it to Batman,hitting the caped crusader with the trash can,then hit batman with a shoryuken.

SHORYUKEN! Deadpool shouted before kicking Batman to the ground.Batman then uppercutted Deadpool,then knocked him back with an explosive batarang.

Ouch! Deadpool said as he hit a Wall.

You do know that he's kicking your ass,right? The voice said inside deadpool.

Why is the narrator making me lose? Deadpool asked.

He's wanting the fight to be fair. The voice said.

20!

Batman threw more batarangs,but Deadpool cut them all in half before catching one and throwing it back at Batman,causing the batarang to explode in his face.

10!

Batman then threw a smoke bomb down before sneaking behind deadpool.

He's behind me isn't he? Deadpool asked

Yep The voice said and Deadpool smirked inside his mask,then turned around and cut batman' s head off.

K.O!

Deadpool kicked Batman's dead body into the street for it to be run over until catwoman came along.

Im your next challenger.. Catwoman said as Deadpool was staring at her Boobs,WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?

Oh..nothing. Deadpool said as he put away his sword and got into a battle stance.

THIS FIGHT'S WINNER IS..

ME! Deadpool said as he started dancing.