Freddy fuckboy and bonnie vs papyrus and sans

where the hell is toy chicas less attractive sister and goat mama?

pre battle
the fuckboys have items and their weapons/armour

sans and papyrus are bloodlusted

freddy is constapated

im depressed

2 rounds

prep:0

battlefield:pizzarea

bonnie has no head

battle
freddy puts his money in a portal to the future

freddy goes to the table

freddy:this is where i praise the dark lord

freddy:MICHAEL JACKSON

freddy:get crunkx69

sans and dickface fall from the sky

freddy:bonnie! come here!

bonnie:freddy my fucking he-

freddy pulls bonnie to him

freddy:look! peter griffins less attractive bones

sans:hey!!

bonnie:and a retard

papyrus:HEY!!!!!!

THIS IS GONNA GET MESSY!
BEGIN!!!

BONNIE VS PAPYRUS papyrus slashes at bonnie cutting him

bonnie:ow

bonnie attempts to hit papy but hits a wall

60

bonnie is able to hit papyrus though

bonnie then uses backup bash to damage papyrus

50

freddy:wow this is boring as hell

sans:yep

freddy:wanna skip

sans:no

40-20

bonnie fails to hit papyrus until

10

bonnie gets stabbed and killed by papys bones

freddy:FUCK! freddy grabs a gun and kills papyrus

sans:no!!!!!!

FREDDY VS SANS!!!
freddy gets hit by bones and blasters

60

freddy uses tophat crash but he misses

55

sans:lol

freddy:fuck you

50

sans:your gonna have a bad time!!!!

sans blasted freddy until he was on 1 hp

40

freddy:you shall not win

freddy jumps into the delorianand travels back in time

20 SECONDS AGO!!!

sans:NO!!!!!!

but before sans could hit freddy

freddy:wait its vital i get the best posture for this

sans:why

freddy:im going to become an unwinnable boss and screw with your fucking head

sans:oh

freddy:wait......almost there

nearly....

aha got it

sans:oh no

freddy:im going to have the time of my fucking life.

sans:its gonna be a ba-

freddy:stfu

BEGIN AGAIN sans blasts freddy but freddy blocks it with his dragon dildo

60

freddy is attempting to hit sans but fails

55

sans:lets end this

sans summons thousands of blasters around freddy

sans blasts freddy but a forcefield appears around freddy

freddys glasses and tophat turns white

50

freddy:the lord michael has saved me.

???:you got gud

freddy:and cranky has blessed me

45

freddy:im truly going to have the time of my fucking life

40

sans attempts to shoot freddy but freddy heals from it

30

sans keeps dodging until he is tired

20

sans:yawn i-i think im gonna

SLASH

sans had a hole in his chest

10

freddy uses fazbear combo and uses tophat slash,crash,clash and smash then uses toredoar march to kill sans

freddy:oooooooooooohhhhhhhh yyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

sans dies

K.O!!!!!!
freddy:i fucking did it! eat my shit!

CONCLUSION!!!
THE WINNER OF THIS MELEE IS...FREDDY FUCKBOY

FREDDY:INHALE!!!!!!