Darth Vader vs Meta Knight



Darth Vader vs Meta Knight is the 9th episode of Shrek-it's One Minute Melees.

Description
Two masked swordsmen battle in 60 seconds!

Beginning
ONE MINUTE MELEE

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS

TWO FIGHTERS

NO RESEARCH

60 SECONDS

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
Kirby, Tiff and Tuff are reading a book when they see a black armor wearing man with a red laser sword come near them.

Vader: Where is Kirby?

Suddenly, Meta Knight teleports near them and reveals his sword.

Meta: Tiff, Tuff and Kirby, leave! I will take care of him.

The threesome run as Meta and Vader get into their stances.

NOW THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC, FIGHT!

60 Seconds
Meta and Vader's swords clash with a loud CHING! Vader strikes at Meta Knight, but Meta Knight spins in a tornado, pulling Vader in and hurling him out.

Vader: Impressive. Most impressive.

5O Seconds
Vader uses the force and throws trees at Meta Knight, but Meta cuts them in half and dodges a slash from Vader's Lightsaber. Vader then tosses his Lightsaber at Meta Knight, cutting off a piece of Meta's cape.

40 Seconds
Meta Knight then shoots energy waves from his sword at Vader, who dodges them with ease. Vader then uses the force and starts throwing Meta Knight around with the force and tossing him into a rock, which crushes him.

Vader: Don't underestimate the power of the force.

30 Seconds
Meta Knight cuts open the rock and rapidly slashes Vader with his sword. Vader shoots a ball of electricity at Meta, but Meta dodges and starts spinning like a tornado. Vader uses his Lightsaber and stabs Meta Knight.

Vader: It is pointless to resist!

20 Seconds
Meta Knight then teleports behind Vader and attempts to impale him, but Vader dodges and uses Force Choke to choke Meta Knight. Meta Knight is struggling for air, but he stabs Vader with his sword, forcing Vader to let him go.

Vader: Damn you!

10 Seconds
Vader then angrily swings his Lightsaber at Meta Knight, but Meta Knight uses his cape and disappears.

Vader: You cannot hide from destiny!

Vader starts angrily slashing everywhere, but suddenly he hears a voice.

Meta Knight: Know my power!

And with a vibrant flash, Meta Knight cuts Vader in half, killing the Sith Lord.

KO!

Meta Knight: You are not worthy.

Meta Knight walks away as a dead Vader lies in the field.

Conclusion
THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TOO....META KNIGHT!