Heavy vs. Zarya

Heavy vs. Zarya is a One Minute Melee by DraconianA.

Description
2 Fighters! No Research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!! If the more Russian you are the stronger you are, then these two are the most powerful! Who will win?

Intro
One Minute Melee!

Where all the fights are settled in 60 seconds!

Two Fighters!

No Research!

60 Seconds!

MELEE!!!

Go!

Fight
On the second story of a bar in Russia, a bulky man sits down for a drink, with a bulky woman coincidentally sitting next to him. These two are The Heavy and Zarya, respectively.

Heavy looks at the pink-haired defender and remarks, "Didn't know steroids were so plentiful."

Zarya looks at the sandvich devourer with a face of annoyance. She just looks back at the bar and remarks, "How ironic, it was somebody like you that said that."

It takes a moment for Heavy to process that statement, but when he does, he is pissed.

"You think you out smart Heavy!?" he responds. Zarya just tries to ignore him, which lasts about 3 seconds until Heavy punches her off of her stool.

Heavy, now with Sasha out, shouts, "Let's see you outsmart bullet!"

Zarya takes her weapon out, knowing there is only one way to deal with this maniac.

Can't back down now!

FIGHT!!!

Heavy fires his mini-gun, forcing Zarya to run out of the way. Heavy continues to fire, before finally catching up, clipping Zarya in the back. She ducks for cover behind the bar.

"Fool!" Yells Heavy as he vaults (using that term loosely) over the bar. He punches Zarya in the face, leading her to return the favor with her own punch, hitting Heavy in the stomach. She vaults (again, term used loosely) over the bar.

Heavy follows, and tries to shoot Zarya with his shotgun. Before the impact, Zarya puts up a shield.

Laser ''Power 15... 14...''

Zarya fires back with her laser, giving Heavy a slight burn on the burn. Heavy ignores it and punches Zarya out the window. This leaves Zarya wounded, though not too much.

"Cry some more!" Heavy screams while firing Sasha from the window. Zarya runs from the gunfire and hides behind a shed, allowing her shielding to regenerate.

"Little baby scared? Not big Suprize!" Heavy screeched, "Show yourself, you big baby!"

In a bit of irony, Zarya came out again, but fired a purple sphere: the Gravity Well. The Gravity Well drew Heavy towards it, holding him helplessly in midair. Zarya used that time to lob several laser grenades at Heavy, who was starting to show his pain. The Gravit Well expired, dropping Heavy.

Zarya rushed at her downed opponent, but was halted when Heavy, from the ground, fires shots from Sasha at Zarya, hitting her in the chest and forcing her to sit up against the shed with her weapon dropped, just an arms reach away from her.

Heavy laughed as he put his fingers in the shape of a gun. "This will finish you!" he said triumphantly.

Zarya desperately reached for her weapon while Heavy drew closer. Zarya almost had it, and Heavy pointed his fingers at Zarya.

"POW!"

Heavy laughed. He laughed so hard that it took him a second to realize that Zarya grabbed her weapon in time to make a shield before he fired.

Laser Power 100

She proceeded to put her weapon against Heavys chest.

"Uh-Oh." whimpered Heavy.

Zarya fired a high powered laser straight through the chest of the mercenary.

K.O.!

Heavy slumped down, letting Zarya see the chunks of Heavys shiny, red heart.

"What a strange man," Zarya said as she walked off, stopping only to take Heavys sandvich.

Results
This Melees Winner Is...

Zarya!