Eric Cartman vs SpongeBob

Eric Cartman vs SpongeBob is the sayain Jedi's fifth OMM!

Description
''SOUTH PARK VS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! This battle between the most popular adult cartoon character vs the most popular child cartoon character will win a ONE MINUTE MELEE!''

Intro
2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

ONE

MINUTE

MELEE!

Fight
Sponge-bob walked through the streets of South Park in wonder as it was his first time on the land, Eric was walking with his three "friends" Kyle,Stan and Kenny when suddenly he saw the walking yellow sponge. Eric then grabbed a gun and fired at the Sponge, When the bullet hit Sponge-Bob it bounced right off him and hit Kenny in the face killing him instantly. Kyle and Stan in fear as Eric and Sponge-Bob stared at each other in anger.

'''Fates Collide Once Again! FIGHT!'''

Sponge-Bob charged at Eric with his spatula and struck at him, Eric countered this strike with his knife causing a sword struggle to be started. Eric pushed at Sponge-Bob causing him stumble backwards and leaving him open for a smack in the face with Eric's Base Ball knocking him off his feet, Eric then began smacking Sponge-Bob over the head over and over again. Sponge-Bob had enough of this beating and decided to kick Eric in the face knocking him off him, Sponge-Bob walked over to the knocked down Eric and used his Reef Blower causing Eric to be launched. Cartman regained his composure and saw Sponge-Bob running at him in his Karate Gear, Eric held his Chainsaw and he swung vertically at Sponge-Bob's side slicing him half, Eric was just about to walk away when suddenly he was smacked in the back of the head stunning him and leaving him open for a drop kick to the back launching Eric into the ground, Sponge-Bob charged at Eric like a bull in Karate Gear. Eric then stabbed Sponge-Bob in the stomach somehow not effecting him, Eric then pushed Sponge-Bob off him and into a wall. Eric then grabbed his massive mallet and swung at Sponge-Bob again knocking him through the brick wall knocking him out, The young Sponge woke up tied up to a chair on the top of a mountain. Sponge-Bob looked to his left when suddenly he saw Eric running away while he laughed like a super-villain, When he looked down he saw Dynamite Sticks plugging all of his holes and explosives around him, Suddenly all the bomb's exploded it destroyed the top of his mountain and Sponge-Bob

KO!

Eric looked at the burning mountain and laughed!

Result
This Melee's Winner is: Eric Cartman!