Bowser vs Ganondorf

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the King of the Koopas and Hyrule's king of darkness? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Bowser is sitting on his throne.

Bowser: Gah, that Mario! Why, oh why, does he 'ALWAYS WIN?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!?!'

Bowser roars in rage. Then a Koopa Troopa bursts in.

Koopa Troopa: King Bowser!

Bowser: Don't even think about telling me to calm down!

Koopa Troopa: No, Bowser! We have an attacker!

Bowser: What?!

Bowser jumps off the throne and runs away. Ganondorf is then seen killing many of Bowser's army. Bowser bursts outside.

Bowser: HEY, YOU!

Ganondorf turns around.

Ganondorf: And just what are you supposed to be?

Bowser: I am Bowser, king of the Koopas! And I will fry your butt!

Ganondorf: (Chuckles) Just try, reptile.

Bowser: Oh, I'll try, alright.

KING VS KING! FIGHT!

Bowser runs foward and delivers a strong punch to Ganondorf's stomach. Bowser then uppercuts Ganondorf. Ganondorf then slashes Bowser's eye with his sword. He then stabs Bowser in the stomach. Bowser then punches Ganondorf in the face. Bowser pulls the sword out of his stomach and slashes Ganondorf with it. Bowser then stabs Ganondorf's shoulder with the sword and brutally tears the arm out of it's socket. Ganondorf then gouges out Bowser's eye.

Ganondorf: You will now see my true power.

Ganondorf then turns into Ganon. Ganon stabs Bowser in the leg with his sword and his shoulder with the other. Bowser then breathes fire in Ganon's face. Bowser then runs away as Ganon pursues him. Bowser then turns into shell form and rams into Ganon's face. Bowser then gets out of shell mode and looks at Ganon.

Bowser: I also have a monstrous form.

Bowser then turns into Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser and Ganon run at each other. Ganon tries to stab Giga Bowser, but Giga Bowser grabs Ganon's swords and throws them away. Giga Bowser then bites on Ganon's frontal lobe. He then uppercuts him. Giga Bowser stabs over Ganon and jumps up in the air and goes into shell mode and lands on Ganon and rolls on him, making him tear into Ganon. Giga Bowser gets out of shell mode and crushes Ganon's heart. He then breathes fire at Ganon's organs. Ganon dies.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

BOWSER!