Vince McMahon vs. Sonic.EXE

Description.
Can the owner of WWE fire Bumfuck.EXE?

Interlude.
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS...

MEEELEEEE!

Battle.
(Cues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLFW2t3JDzY)

The bloodied corpse over various WWE wrestlers were scatterd across the ring. The fans fled the stadium in disgust. And inbetween the carnage stood the gaming mascot we've come to love over the years. However, he looked...different. He had a bloodshot eyes and a sadistic.

"I. AM. GO-"

(Cues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JAI67yP1K0 )

ShitFuck.EXE was cut off when a man in a buisness suit, his theme song blaring in the backround, microphone in hand.

This was modofuckin' Vince McMahon.

"Just what the hell do you think your doing with my money-make-I mean wrestlers?" asked Vince with a tone of anger in his voice. EXE simply laughed.

"Too chicken to reply then? Alright, you, me, for the WWE champion, in a Hell in a Cell match!"

EXE floated down to Vince.

"You're on, only man"

The cell began to surrond the ring. And the bell rang.

WAS THE WINNER VINCE ALL ALONG?

FIGHT!