Leeroy Jenkins vs TR-8R

Description
This One Minute Melee features Leeroy Jenkins from World of Warcraft and TR-8R from Star Wars The Force Awakens. Will the One Man Idiot triumph in his reckless strategy or will the Paragon of Loyalty destroy this dastardly traitor?

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN AT LEAST 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

AT LEAST 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!!!

Intro
Random Ass Planet- Abandoned Imperial Base Cue Music 1

"All right, listen up everybody. Now, this base has given us a lot of trouble in the past so we'd better stick firmly to the plan this time." "We've got Leeroy stationed on lookout duty. If nobody's watching our backs, the Whelps will overwhelm us before you can say f*ck me." "Um, Jamaal." "Not now kid. Anyway once we're in-" "DUDE! LEEROY'S GONE FROM HIS POST!"

"Then where the hell is he?!" Right on cue, the raid group heard the familiar battle cry of "All right chums, lets do this! LEEROY JEEEEENKIIIINS!" The paladin's cries alerted the surrounding Whelps to his group's position with many a mighty roar. "Goddammit Leeory..." "So what are chances of success now Abdhul?" "I'm coming up with a negative 65.26 percent chance of survival." "Well f*ck me." Leeroy didn't stick around to see the rest of his team get wrecked by the ambushing dragons. "Come on chums, hurry up!" Leeroy yelled as loud as he could before being interrupted by-

"TRAITOR!" Cue Music 2

A Stormtrooper, clad in shiny white armor had arrived on the scene, carrying a blaster rifle and a shield. He had come to deal with waht he despised more than anything else in the galaxy: traitors. "I see, a challenger approaches. Well bring it on! LEEROY JENKINS!" The paladin screamed before rushing the Stormtrooper with his blade. TR-8R responded by tossing his blaster and shield to the ground. "I see you have no loyalty whatsoever." He brought out his trusted stun baton, spun it around his hand, and prepared for honourable battle.

THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
FIGHT!

To be continued...