LTM Exhibition Match One

''With permission and the greenlight by the Exhibition Match concept's creator, MP999, I've decided to have a go at just writing a random fight between characters! Rules follow that of MP999's with a few different one: Joke characters are allowed, but not meme ones, and I AM THE ONE deciding who wins or not.''

Anyways, first two users to comment a character(s) will be featured in this match.