Buzz Lightyear vs. Superman

THIS IS A JOKE BATTLE!

Intro
ONE MINUTE MELEE

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS

TWO FIGHTERS, NO RESEARCH, SIXTY SECONDS,

MELEE!!!!

GO!

Fight
Buzz runs out of Andy's House to see Superman standing there.

He run over to Superman and says.

"I can beat you up Superman."

Superman replies.

"Nah you cahn't"

"I will fight you."

"OK."

TOY VS MAN, FIGHT!

Buzz Lightyear fires his laser at Superman's eyes, blinding him.

Buzz then kicks Superman into a ditch, where Superman died.

KO!

Aftermath
THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!

Who do you root for? Buzz Lightyear Superman