Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win in a fight between the clawed nightmare demon and the undead serial killer of Crystal Lake? Find out if 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!!!

MELEE!
A man is sleeping in a bed. Jason Voorhees opens the door. He raises his machete to kill the man. Then a clawed glove tears out of the man's chest and he screams. Freddy Krueger emerges from the bed.

Freddy Krueger: Double prizes!

Jason Voorhees raises the machete.

Announcer: STOLEN KILL! FIGHT!

Jason tries to slice Freddy's head off, but Freddy dodges and slashes Jason's back. Jason turns around and slashes Freddy's chest. Freddy stabs Jason's leg with his clawed glove. Jason then slices Freddy's left arm off. Freddy backs away, screaming in pain. Jason tries to slice off the other arm, but Freddy dodges and gouges out his eyes with his clawed glove. Jason stabs Freddy's leg with his machete before slicing it up to Freddy's left shoulder, nearly slicing him in half. Freddy is fatally injured. Jason then raises the machete to finish the fight. Freddy then stabs Jason's right shoulder with his clawed glove and rips it out of its socket. Freddy picks up the machete and slices Jason's stomach open, spilling his intestines out. He then stabs Jason's heart with it. Freddy raises his clawed glove, but Jason grabs it and rips the arm out of it's socket and slits Freddy's throat with it. As Freddy clutches his throat, Jason picks up the machete and brutally decapitates Freddy.

Announcer: K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

JASON VOORHEES!