Jean Pierre Polnareff vs Kirito

Jean-Pierre Polnareff vs Kirito is a One Minute Melee featuring Kirito from Sword Art Online and Jean-Pierre Polnareff from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders.

Intro
''Two of the most iconic swordsmen in anime history clash! Who will triumph, the Black Knight or the Silver Stardust Crusader!?''

Melee
SHINK!

Another zombie goes down. While beating them was fun at first, Kirito was starting to get bored. Fortunately, he would soon reach the end of the dungeon, where he would face the event boss. ALO was now hosting a collab event with Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and the players could face iconic enemies and characters from the series. He heard the bosses were far more powerful than normal, overworld bosses, but as far as he knew right now, these zombies were just small fries. Finally, the Black Knight sees a big metal door, leading to the boss room. He opens the door, only to narrowly avoid being struck by another player blasted away. He faces the one who did this, and sees a tall man in a black outfit, sporting a quite “unique” hairstyle.

Kirito “So you’re this dungeon’s event boss, huh?

Polnareff “That’s right, black hair! I’ll give you credit for coming all the way here, but you’re not getting past me!”

Kirito “You talk pretty big, umm…”

Polnarff “Pardonnez-moi. We haven’t been intoduced yet. My name is Jean-Pierre Polnareff, the user of Silver Chariot!”

Kirito “Loyal to chivalry? I usually like people like you. But today (draws one of his swords) I’m taking you down!”

Polnareff “Come at me! You’ll just be another victory for my stand!”

Kirito “(He doesn’t seem to have any weapons, but his “stand” Silver something must be hiding somewhere. Rushing in would be hopeless.)”

Yui “Daddy, be careful. That boss isn’t a normal NPC, he’s a highly developped AI like me!”

Kirito “Well, that doesn’t make it any easier.”

After staring off for a moment, Kirito runs at Polnareff, intending to check his abilities, but then…

FIGHT!
Kirito’s slash is deflected in midair by something invisible. He’s then met by a punch in the face by Polnareff, which knocks him away.

Polnareff “Non non non! Don’t be fooled by appearances only, monsieur Kirito! Beating you like this would be easy, but to make this fair, I’ll let you see my stand!”

A humanoid figure clad in armor with a long, thin rapier then appears next to Polnareff. That was what deflected his sword.

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Now knowing what Polnareff was hiding, Kirito dashes at Polnareff again and blocks a strike from the stand, before counterattacking with a slash of his own. The Frenchman jumps back to avoid, and his stand slashes multiple times at the SAO survivor, who counters each attack with a slash of his own with his Meteor Break skill. After trading a few blows, Kirito jumps back and equips his pistol from GGO before shooting five rounds at his enemy. Polnareff, however, doesn’t move and uses Silver Chariot to cut all bullets in half, then to stab all ten bullet pieces with a single thrust to mock his opponent.

Polnareff “Non non non non non non non non!”

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Kirito, a little annoyed, uses Starburst Stream to assail his foe with multiple slashes, but Silver Chariot thrusts his rapier at the swordsman.

Polnareff “So you want to compare speed? I would advice against that!”

Polnareff unleashes a stand rush to attempt to counter the player’s sword skill, but finds himself overpowered by Kirito’s stronger slashes. The latter gets three good slashes at the stand before kicking Polnareff across the room.

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Kirito “How’d you like that!?”

But the Black Knight isn’t ready for a blade to be shot at him out of the dust. He still manages to dodge the attack, but the projectile bounces off the door behind him and pierces through his arm.

Kirito “Gah!”

Polnareff (catching the blade) “Wasn’t expecting that, were you?”

Kirito “(Looks like I can’t hold back.)”

The SAO survivor equips his other sword, Dark Repulser, and assumes his battle stance.

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Polnareff “Finally decided to show your true strength, huh?! Here I go!”

The Stardust Crusader dashes and unleashes multiple slashes with Silver Chariot, but Kirito blocks all of them with his two swords and slashes twice at the spiritual knight. Polnareff is wounded by the damage dealt to his stand, and kneels out of pain, but still manages to block a slash from his enemy.

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The Frenchman gets up and and slashes a few more times, only to get struck even more. But this time, it seems like his stand explodes after taking the hits.

Kirito “(His stand exploded? But he still has some HP left...)”

Out of the smoke comes out Silver Chariot, but with a more mechanical look, and with parts of the armor on the ground.

Polnareff “Off comes the armor!”

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The crusader’s stand charges at Kirito, but this time so fast the player can’t even react and is slashed multiple time before being punched twice in the face by Polnareff, then kicked against the wall.

Polanareff “このドグサレがぁー！You miserable cur!”

Silver Chariot slashes and stabs at the Black Swordsman in a quick succession before grabbing him and bashing his head with the hilt, then throwing him across the room.

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Kirito "(H-How is he so fast?! I can’t keep up! Is this the end for me? … No. I have to win! I can’t give up before I throw everything I have at him!)

Uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

Kirito gets back up and dashes at Polnareff, who does the same.

Polnareff “針串刺しの刑だ！I’ll turn you into a pincushion!”

The Black Swordsman and the Stardust Crusader both unleash their attacks as fast as they can, with Kirito using Skill Connect to use Starburst Stream with both swords and Polnareff using Silver Chariot’s stand rush.

Polnareff"Horahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahorahora!!!!!!!!!!”

They’re locked into a rush speed fight for a while, but Polnareff gains the upper hand and stabs Kirito in the chest.

Polnareff “もらったー！Got’cha!”

Silver Chariot’s stand rush then starts depleting Kirito’s HP, all the way to 0. The dreaded beater is knocked into the door where he first came from as his avatar starts fading away.

Polnareff “You were really fast and strong. A little more and you could’ve defeated me. But “almost” is never enough.”

Those are the last words Kirito hears before his screen turns red and shows the letters “You are dead”.

-- Later--

After losing to Polnareff, Kirito logged out to meet up with some of his friends in real life.

Asuna “This new event’s really exciting, isn’t it?!”

Kirito “Yeah, but the bosses are so hard. I have trouble imagining the devs made them so strong!”

Lisbeth “Oooh, so you lost!? So much for the great Black Swordsman!”

Kirito “I’d like to see you beating one of them. It’s not like you’ve done better or anything.”

Lisbeth “Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)ｶﾞｰﾝ　Gah!?”

Asuna “(^^; Haha…”

Conclusion
This melee’s victory goes to… Jean-Pierre Polnareff!

Polnareff does his victory pose from ASB and EoH.