SpongeBob vs Papyrus



SpongeBob vs Papyrus is Shrek's 15th One Minute Melee.

Description
Two characters with annoying laughes and carefree personalities duke it out in 60 seconds!

Beginning
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ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
Papyrus is walking down the street trying to get away from Sans's annoying jokes. Suddenly, he bumps into a yellow sponge.

Papyrus: Hey, watch where you're going!

SpongeBob: Hey sir, would you like a Krabby Patty?

Papyrus: One of these weird water burgers? I'll pass!

SpongeBob: But....but...You must!

Papyrus was getting angry at this fool's behavior.

Papyrus: You don't tell the cool guy what to do! I'm gonna teach you some manners!

THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

FIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0

60 Seconds
Papyrus grabs a bone and whacks SpongeBob with it, causing SpongeBob to lose balance. Papyrus then swings at him again, but SpongeBob counters with his Spatula. The two get into a sword fight until SpongeBob blinds Papyrus with his bubble blower.

Papyrus: AGH! The great Papyrus has been blinded!

50 Seconds
SpongeBob: AHA!

SpongeBob then pulls him over with his net and whacks everyone's favorite skeleton a couple of times with his Spatula before drop kicking Papyrus back.

Papyrus: You can't beat me, fool!

Papyrus then hits SpongeBob with a Blue Bone, causing SpongeBob to fly back. SpongeBob then blows more bubbles in an attempt to trap Papyrus.

Papyrus: Not today, buddy!

40 Seconds
Papyrus throws bones at the bubbles, causing them to pop and hit SpongeBob in the nose. SpongeBob starts crying, causing Papyrus to slip and fall. SpongeBob then impales Papyrus with the Spatula, only for Papyrus to laugh it off.

SpongeBob: Uh oh.

30 Seconds
Papyrus then bitch slaps SpongeBob and knocks him in the air with a Bone, and hits a descending SpongeBob like a baseball bat with a bone, knocking SpongeBob into a tree. SpongeBob gets up and runs full speed at Papyrus.

Papyrus: AHHHHHH

20 Seconds
SpongeBob then stuffs a Krabby Patty down Papyrus's throat, causing him to choke. SpongeBob then kicks Papyrus in the gut and smacks him with his net.

Papyrus: AGH! This food tastes like crap! I need spaghetti!

From a distance, Sans kicks spaghetti at Papyrus who catches it and throws it at SpongeBob, hitting him in the face.

10 Seconds
SpongeBob: Ah! Why is it so dark!

Papyrus then grabs a blue bone and leaps at SpongeBob and strikes him in the head, causing the spaghetti bowl to crack and hit SpongeBob hard in the head, knocking him unconscious.

KO!

Papyrus: Ha, don't mess with the great Papyrus fool!

Sans and Papyrus then high five and walk to Undyne's house together.

Conclusion
THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TOO.....PAPYRUS!