Yoshi vs Riptor

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the cute green dinosaur and the acid-shooting raptor? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Yoshi is walking until Riptor emerges from a pipe and roars, scaring Yoshi, who begins cowering.

WHICH ASEXUAL DINOSAUR WILL WIN? ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS! FIGHT!

Taking advantage of Yoshi's fear, Riptor bites on the back of his neck and throws him away. She rushes toward Yoshi, but Yoshi gets into egg form. Riptor eventually stops attacking. Yoshi gets out of egg form, but as soon as he does, Riptor starts attacking again, clawing and biting Yoshi. She then shoots acid at his throat. As Yoshi's neck melts, exposing his neck bone, Riptor runs behind him and jumps up and stabs her toe claw into Yoshi's skull, killing him.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

RIPTOR!

Trivia

 * Ever since, A Wikia contributor has always hated the Death Battle of this episode because he thought that Wiz and Boomstick were insane when they did the episode. But then he eventually noticed that Yoshi and Riptor are similar due to them both being asexual dinosaurs, so looking back at the Death Battle, he found them pretty similar, but still the worst Death Battle in his opinion.
 * He also had extreme difficulty coping with the thought that he was making a fight between Yoshi and Riptor. He believes that Riptor would kill Yoshi all too easily, which is why he made the fight last shorter than 60 seconds, which One Minute Melee was made for, hence the name.
 * Oddly enough, the Death Battle was the shortest in the series.