Creepypasta Battle Royale

Description
5 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the faceless abomination that lurks in Slender Woods, the killer who puts you to sleep forever, the mysterious dog like beast, the armless mosnter, and the scariest dog ever? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

5 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, The Rake, B.O.B and Smile Dog all face each other in Slender Woods.

Jeff the Killer: Time for all of you to go to sleep!

DAMN YOU, INTERNET! FIGHT!

Smile Dog tackles Jeff the Killer and tries to bite his neck, but Jeff the Killer struggles to get Smile Dog's jaws away from him. Using one hand to push Smile Dog's jaw up, Jeff the Killer gets his knife and slits Smile Dog's throat. B.O.B and The Rake fight. Due to his lack of arms, B.O.B is at a disadvantage. The Rake slices B.O.B's stomach open with his claws, spilling his intestines out. He then stabs him in the neck with his claws and brutally decapitates him. Slenderman impales The Rake with his tentacles and unleashes the Insta-kill on him. Now it's just Slenderman and Jeff the Killer. Slenderman tries to impale Jeff the Killer with his tentacles, but Jeff the Killer runs behind him and slices the tentacles off. He then stabs Slenderman in the leg. He readies his knife to kill Slenderman. But Slenderman teleports. Jeff the Killer gets angry.

Jeff the Killer: Come out here!

Right on cue, Slenderman teleports in front of Jeff the Killer and unleashes the Insta-kill on him.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

SLENDERMAN!