John Cena vs Buzz Lightyear



John Cena vs Buzz Lightyear is Shrek-it's Sixth One Minute Melee and is his first joke battle.

Beginning
ONE MINUTE MELEE

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS

TWO FIGHTERS

NO RESEARCH

60 SECONDS

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
John Cena is near the arena, and the announcer sees him and says:

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd cheers as Buzz enters the opposite way.

John: You can't c me, Buzz.

Buzz: I can see you.

John: Can you c me now?

Buzz: Uh huh.

John: OK, now you're making me mad.

THIS IS A MATCH TO REMEMBER!

FIGHT!

John Cena attempts to body slam Buzz, but Buzz moves to the side and climbs to the top of the arena.

Buzz: Eat my lazers.

Buzz fires some lasers at John's eyes, hurting him.

Buzz: Can u c me?

John: Don't make fun of me, fool.

John Cena then grabs Buzz and throws him into a bar.

John Cena then does his "U Can't C Me" pose as Buzz gets up.

Buzz: 2 Infinity, and Beyond!

Buzz flies around the battlefield, while John Cena throws a chair at him.

Buzz's armor protects him as Buzz flies at John Cena, but John Cena pulls out a wristband and traps Buzz inside.

John: You give up?

Buzz: How about no

Buzz then shoots some lasers at John's eyes, causing him to go blind. John Cena accidently steps outside and falls into a trash car, and is taken to the dump.

KO!

Conclusion
THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TO.....BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!