Pinkie Pie vs Richard Watterson

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the Element of Laughter and the father of the Watterson family? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Pinkie Pie is walking in Elmore. The Watterson car then drives past her. Richard Watterson sees Pinkie Pie:

Richard Watterson: Oh my gosh, a horse! I wanna ride it!

Nicole Watterson: Richard, no!

Richard Watterson doesn't listen. He jumps out of the car and jumps on Pinkie Pie's back.

Richard Watterson: (Western accent) Giddy up, horsey! Yah!

Pinkie Pie: You're... crushing... me...!

Pinkie Pie forces Richard Watterson off.

Pinkie Pie: No one treats a lady like that!

Richard Watterson: All I wanted was to ride you, that's all!

Pinkie Pie: And what're you're gonna get is a fight!

BE A PINK COMEDIAN! FIGHT!

Richard Watterson grabs Pinkie Pie's neck and tries to crush it, but Pinkie Pie pokes his eye, forcing him to let go. Richard Watterson uppercuts Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie bucks Richard Watterson in the stomach. Richard Watterson grabs Pinkie Pie by the mane and spins her around and throws her. Richard Watterson runs at Pinkie Pie, but Pinkie Pie bucks him in the groin. As Richard Watterson screams painfully, Pinkie Pie bucks him in the stomach again. She bites on Richard Watterson's ears and spins him around and throws him high into the air. Richard Watterson gets shredded by the engine of a Boeing 747. The Boeing 747 crashes. The Wattersons start crying heavily over the death of Richard Watterson. Guilty, Pinkie Pie walks away.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

PINKIE PIE!