Cthulhu vs Discord

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the part man, part dragon and part octopus and the Spirit of Chaos? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Discord is sitting on his throne, causing chaos in Ponyville.

Discord: Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing!

He is about to drink a glass of chocolate milk, when he suddenly feels a pain in his head.

Discord: What's going on?!

A giant shadow then flies over Discord. Cthulhu had flown over him. Discord gets angry and grows to Cthulhu's size and extends his arm and pokes Cthulhu's head. Cthulhu lands and turns to look at Discord.

Discord: Do you mind getting rid of my headache?

Cthulhu roars at Discord in response.

Discord: I'll take that as a no then.

WHICH IMMORTAL HYBRID WILL WIN? FIGHT!

Discord is still affected by Cthulhu's physic attack. This gives Cthulhu the advantage. He flies at Discord and punches him in the stomach. Discord then clicks his fingers and winged pigs appear, but as soon as they appear, they are all affected by Cthulhu's physic attack.

Discord: Whoa, whoa, whoa, lemme get this straight: Whenever you're around, everyone has a headache? You cheater!

Cthulhu roars and uppercuts Discord. Cotton candy clouds then flood the place in an attempt to drown Cthulhu. But Cthulhu flies into the air. Discord pursues him. Cthulhu then grabs Discord and flies down and crashes into the chocolate milk. He then begins to choke Discord. But Discord teleports and punches Cthulhu, his fist tearing out of Cthulhu's stomach.

Discord: So you're soft, huh? This should be a piece of cake. But the problem is my headache! Get out of there!

Discord then begins pounding his head. Cthulhu turns around and grabs Discord's neck. He then crushes it in his hands, killing Discord.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

CTHULHU!