Angry Video Game Nerd vs Jacksepticeye

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between James Duncan Rolfe and Sean William Mclaughlin? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Angry Video Game Nerd is playing a game.

Angry Video Game Nerd: I'd rather have a Entelodont crush my cock in it's jaws then play this game!

Mike Matei is laughing.

Angry Video Game Nerd: What are you laughing at?

Mike Matei: Look at this!

Mike Matei is watching a Jacksepticeye video.

Angry Video Game Nerd: Who the hell's that?

Mike Matei: That's the man himself: Jacksepticeye.

Angry Video Game Nerd: I wish "ass" is in his name, because I'm gonna KICK HIS JACKSEPTICASS AND PROVE I AM THE GREATEST YOUTUBER!

Mike Matei: I'll just watch the originals.

Angry Video Game Nerd takes a plane to Ireland. He bangs on Jacksepticeye's door.

Angry Video Game Nerd: Open up, you short-cocked bitch!

Jacksepticeye opens the door.

Jacksepticeye: Excuse me?!

Angry Video Game Nerd punches Jacksepticeye.

Angry Video Game Nerd: My friend told me about you. Needless to say, you really failed!

Jacksepticeye: Soon I'll make you fail!

Angry Video Game Nerd: Well, just try!

YOUTUBER BATTLE... ONCE AGAIN! FIGHT!

Angry Video Game Nerd and Jacksepticeye trade punches and blocks until Angry Video Game Nerd fires the NES Zapper at Jacksepticeye's groin, obliterating his penis and scrotum.

Jacksepticeye: OWHOHOHOHOH! YOU FATHERFUCKER!

Angry Video Game Nerd: You fat Jacksepticass!

That insult hits a nerve. Jacksepticeye tackles Angry Video Game Nerd and punches him.

Jacksepticeye: HOW! DARE! YOU! CALL! ME! A! FAT! JACKSEPTICASS!!!

Suddenly, Super Mecha Death Christ enters.

Super Mecha Death Christ: FUCKERS! FUCKERS!

Jacksepticeye: You must be fuckin' nuts! I'm the only fucker here! Wait a mi- YOU TRICKED ME!

Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, that's Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C Version 4.0 Beta, cocksucker!

Super Mecha Death Christ fires at Jacksepticeye until he dies.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD!

Trivia

 * Super Mecha Death Christ killed Jacksepticeye the same way he killed PewDiePie: Firing at him until he dies.