Captain Falcon vs Johnny Cage



Captain Falcon vs. Johnny Cage is Shrek-it's 13th OMM.

Description
''Who would win in a fight between Johnny Cage and Captain Falcon! Find out in 60 seconds!''

Beginning
ONE MINUTE MELEE

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS

TWO FIGHTERS

NO RESEARCH

60 SECONDS

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
Johnny Cage is walking through a forest when a fast, F-Zero vehicle passes bye, causing him to trip

Cage: You caused me to fall down and hurt my leg! Come out and fight me, right now!

Falcon turns around the car and comes near Cage. He then comes out of his vehicle and kicks Cage in the face. Cage gets up angrily and they get into stances.

WHO'S THE BETTER SHOWMAN? ENGAGE!

60 Seconds
Cage throws a green fireball at Falcon, who dodges it and performs a Falcon Kick, knocking Cage back. Cage gets up and attempts to Shadow Kick the captain, but misses, causing him to get kicked in the balls and knocked back.

50 Seconds
Cage: Hey, attacking the balls is my specialty!

Cage then dodges a Falcon Kick and punches Falcon in the face, then combos him and finishes it with a Shadow Kick, knocking Falcon down. Falcon then uses Raptor Boost, burning Cage's skin. Cage flinches in pain as Falcon says:

Falcon: Show me your moves!

40 Seconds
Cage: OK, now you're pissing me off.

Cage then throws a Plasma Bolt at Falcon, who does a backflip and dodges it. Cage, pissed off, throws a volley of green fireballs at Falcon, who easily dodges it and Falcon Kicks Cage in the face.

30 Seconds
Falcon then attempts to punch Cage, but Cage dodges and hits Falcon with a Shadow Kick, knocking the Captain into the air. Cage juggles the captain with this move a couple of times and hurls him into the air with a Green Shadow Uppercut.

20 Seconds
Falcon falls to the ground and gets up and attempts to grab Johnny with the Raptor Boost, but misses, leaving him open.

Cage: Now's my chance!

Cage then punches Captain Falcon in the balls, causing Falcon to hold his groin in pain.

Cage: Now that's how you hit someone's balls!

10 Seconds
Falcon, enraged, turns on his F-Zero vehicle and hits Cage, causing him to flop in the air. Falcon then jumps out and prepares his most famous move.

Falcon: Falcon...

Cage falls right to where Falcon wants him.

Falcon: PUNCH!

KO!

Cage is hurled far into the distance from Falcon's punch. Falcon gets into his car and screams "YES!" while driving away.

Conclusion
THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TOO....CAPTAIN FALCON!