Wario vs Wreck-it Ralph

Wario vs Wreck-it Ralph is Peep4Life's thirty-first OMM.

Description
''Super Mario Bros. vs Disney! Two powerful characters clash in my thirty-first one minute melee.''

Intro
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS

MELEE!

Fight
Wario had somehow been brought into Ralph's game via a glitch. The arcade was closed and so all video game characters had gone to sleep. Wario ventured past familiar villains, he thought he even saw Bowser at one point! He soon entered Ralph's games and stumbled on a brick pile... Waking a sleeping Ralph. He angrily swatted at Wario and Mario's rival didn't take to kindly to the gesture. "It's Wario time!"

'''Hit hard, hit often! FIGHT! '''

Ralph punched at Wario but he countered with a shoulder tackle. Ralph picked up Wario and hurled him into a building. "Impossible! OW OW OW! Wario cried as bricks fell on him. Hhe soon re-emerged and tried to run Ralph down with the Wario bike. Ralph grabbed the bike but Wario landed a corkscrew style attack. He then followed up with a fart on Ralph. "Ew, that's disgusting.." Ralph complained. Wario sniffed "Ooh, excellent vintage." Ralph punched out at Wario and sent him into the bricks. Wario's bike was thrown at him and Wario countered by simply eating his bike. "Wait, what?" Ralph said in awe as Wario came back at him. Wario and Ralph's punches met blow for blow before Ralph punched the ground hard enough to bounce Wario up. Wario then tried a butt smash (yes, that's a real name) and aimed for Ralph. Wario landed right on the bricks, hurting his butt. Ralph clobbered Wario in the side of the head and sent him into a nearby wall. As Ralph advanced Wario could only use his huge mouth to chomp away at Ralph. The odor of garlic embraced Ralph and then Wario soon stood over him. "Pull my finger" he dared. Ralph refused, but Wario let rip anyway. The force was so great that the coding of Ralph's character was changed, removing him from his own game.

KO

Wario jumped up and down throwing his arms in the air. "Yes, yes! Wario win!"

Conclusion
This melee's winner is: Wario!