ONE MINUTE MELEE: King Dedede vs Lex Luthor

King Dedede vs Lex Luthor is a What-If episode of One Minute Melee by KingDedede8888. It features King Dedede from Kirby fighting Lex Luthor from DC Comics

Description
''Some villains want power, some want money, and some have... Different objectives. These two use all they have to forcing others to accept their power and...''

Steal food?

Intro
2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

ONE

MINUTE

MELEE!

Fight
Castle Dedede

A Waddle Dee guard walked around the rooms of Dreamland's (self-proclaimed) king's castle. He and all his allies had a perfect plan in case Kirby or any other enemy appeared.

And something eventually happened. Our guard noticed someone sneaking around the various blocks placed there for... Some reason, i guess, and went there to check it out. But before he reached the mysterious intruder, the enemy walked out of his hideout. It was a bald man, wearing a massive armor that conveniently had no helmet.

The Waddle Dee prepared to engage in combat, and put the brilliant strategy into action. The guard and all the other Dees walked slowly towards the intruder, Lex Luthor. Luthor grabbed an axe made of kryptonite, and quickly took care of all the enemies on the room. With nothing to stop him, the man walked towards the dining hall.

As he entered the hall, he stopped walking, and his jaw dropped. There was a table full of cakes... Exactly 40 of them! Lex's nose started bleeding, his cheeks started getting a red-ish tone... The billionaire quickly got back on the move...

He grabbed the whole table and ran away, but someone was waken up by the scientist's victory scream...

King Dedede had started watching the security cameras at the exact moment he woke up, and couldn't believe at what he saw. When no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole forty cakes! That's the same thing as four tens! And that's terrible!

Luthor stored the cakes in his armor, and started laughing. But he didn't expect to be hit at the back of his head with a sledgehammer before his laugh ended. When the dizziness ended, he saw the enraged penguin ready to fight, and he instantly knew that combat was inevitable.

(Cues Meta Knight's Revenge)

ENTER THE HEAT OF BATTLE!

FIGHT!