Dr. Eggman vs Wario

Dr. Eggman vs Wario is Shrek-it's Second One Minute Melee.

Description
Two overweight, villains with an infamous mustache battle in 60 seconds!

Intro
ONE MINUTE MELEE

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TWO FIGHTERS

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60 SECONDS

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
Wario has reached Eggman's room in hopes of finding treasure. Eggman flies at Wario in his new invention, the Egg Tank. The two prepare to fight.

FIGHT!

https://youtu.be/_Z4qBczkTgk

The Egg Tank shoots a missile at Wario, but Wario dodges. Wario then punches the ground, damaging the Egg Tank. Eggman then flips a switch, causing some robots to appear. Wario easily takes down some Moto Bugs and taunts Eggman.

Eggman then rams at Wario, squishing Wario under the tank. Wario then lifts the Egg Tank and throws it at the wall, breaking the tank. Eggman then hops on the Egg Carrier, and starts rapid firing machine gun bullets.

Wario eats the bullets, but doesn't feel too good and unleashes a nasty fart. The fart blows up the place, making it hard to see. Wario then runs at the Egg Carrier and leaps on. Wario then starts the engine and the machine drives full speed at a wall.

As the machine was getting near a cliff, Dr. Eggman kicked Wario into the machine, but Wario got back up and bit Eggman's hand.

The Machine then crashes into land, where it looks like both fights have died. Wario gets up and takes a bite of garlic while Eggman's corpse begins to rot.

KO!

Conclusion
This Melee's Winner goes to....Wario!