Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs

​Description
It's Microsoft vs Apple as two tech giants battle it out!

​Battle
[Cues Magolor's Theme (Team Kirby Clash Deluxe) ]

One day, in a random office, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are using the computer during a break. Steve Jobs is watching the "Siri vs Cortana" videos while Bill Gates is watching the "Get A Mac" videos. Both are tired of the rivalry. Before long, both are looking at each other.

[Cues Natsu's Theme (Fairy Tail) ]

Bill Gates: Let's settle this once and for all!

PC OR MAC?

FIGHT!

Steve Jobs takes out an Apple II computer, and the Apple II starts firing lasers.

Bill Gates took out Microsoft Word and countered the lasers fired by the Apple II. He then sends a stream of paper at Steve Jobs, dodging the attacks.

Steve Jobs: It's over like it's 1984!

Steve Jobs uses the graphical interface to stun Bill Gates and whacks him with a mouse. Suddenly, Clippy appears.

''Clippy: It looks like you are having trouble fighting this guy. Do you want me to fight for you?''

Bill Gates nodded, and Clippy sneakily hits Jobs multiple times. In response, Steve Jobs uses a Macintosh Portable to get a speed advantage and knocked Gates, crashing at Clippy.

Suddenly, Bill Gates took out an Xbox and summoned Master Chief from the TV. Master Chief shot twice at Steve Jobs, hitting him.

Steve Jobs: This is harder than I expected.

In response, Jobs took out an iPod and did crazy trick moves while dodging Master Chief's attacks. He then did a Tatsumaki at Master Chief, knocking him back into the TV, where he was summoned.

Bill Gates grabbed out a Surface Pro 4, while Steve Jobs took out an iPad and MacBook Air. The combined power of the iPad and MacBook caused Gates to stumble, but thanks to the Surface Pro 4, Gates outmaneuvered the attacks and knocked Steve Jobs down. Bill Gates prepared for his final attack.

Bill Gates: Let's finish this!

But suddenly, Bill Gates froze! Taking advantage of this, Steve Jobs got up and took out his iPhone. Steve Jobs then used the App Store, firing a bunch of apps like Snapchat, Twitter, and even Angry Birds at Bill Gates.

Steve Jobs: See you later!

The overload of apps knocked out Bill Gates.

K.O.!

Steve Jobs stopped firing apps. Later, Bill Gates got back up and shook hands.

''Bill Gates: Oh, well. At least Google isn't spying on us, right?''

​Results
[Cues iPad Mini Commercial Song ]

This melee's winner is...

STEVE JOBS!