John Cena VS Little Mac

...why.

Description
A famous wrestler takes on a (kind of) famous boxer...idfk. But it happens in 1 minute!

Intro
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twi fighters no research sixTy seconds ok i don't know

Battle
Little Mac was walking when...

''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''

engage so we can get this over with
''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''' ran at Little Mac and punched him several times and slammed him to the ground. Mac got up, but ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''' kicked him down and threw him across the arena. Mac groaned in pain and uppercutted ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''', who dodged and uppercutted Mac and slammed him. ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  delivered the  JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  flavored  JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  of  JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''iness. He used the attack on Mac, sending him flying. ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''' teleported to Mac, grabbed him by the head, and slammed him to the ground thousands of times. Mac was fed up of this pain when ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''' grabbed Mac, and in one punch, broke Mac's ribs and spine, tore him in half, ripped his arms off, and snapped his neck. ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''' prepared the true finishing blow and...ripped his head off. ''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''' grabbed Mac's remains, threw them into a shredder, and walked away.

This Melee's winner is...
JO--

''' JOOOHN CENAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''

OH GOD, PLEASE NO, STOP--GAAAAH!

'SNAP! SNAP!'

'RIP! RIP! RIP!'

SNAP!

RIP!