Hercule Satan vs Ash Ketchum



Hercule Satan vs. Ash Ketchum is the 8th episode of Shrek-it's One Minute Melees.

Description
Two peak human buttmonkeys who both killed Dan Hibiki fight in 60 seconds!

Beginning
ONE MINUTE MELEE

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS

TWO FIGHTERS

NO RESEACH

60 SECONDS

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Fight
Hercule Satan was walking around when he sees a yellow rat run at him. He kicks it away with fear and sees a 10 year old come after him.

Ash: You killed Pikachu!

Hercule: What? That rat guy was your friend?

Ash: Ya. First I killed than pink gi wearing guy, now I'm gonna kill you next!

Hercule: Bbbb...bring it chump!

THIS IS GONNA BE A MATCH TO REMEBER, FIGHT!

60 Seconds
Hercule and Ash rush at each other, but Ash grabs Hercule and starts kneeing him. Hercule breaks free and hits Ash with a Megaton Punch, hurling Ash back.

Ash: Damn, your good!

50 Seconds
Hercule: I know right!

Hercule then throws some smoke bombs at Ash, who kicks them back, causing Hercule to gag. Ash then runs at Hercule and socks him in the face, making Mr. Satan lose a tooth. Hercule kicks Ash in the nose, causing Ash's nose to bleed.

40 Seconds
Hercule then puts on his Jet Pack and flies at high speeds into Ash. He kicks Ash with a hard Dynamite Kick, breaking plenty of Ash's teeth. Ash spat a tooth at Hercule, which Hercule swats aside.

30 Seconds
Ash: You won't get away with this!

Ash then runs at Hercule, but Hercule slaps him with a slap, hurling Ash back. Hercule laughes as Ash throws a kick at Hercule. Hercule catches Ash's leg and spins him around and throws him into a wall.

20 Seconds
Hercule: You're nothing compared to the champ!

Ash then spat a tooth at Hercule, which blinded the champ. Ash then uppercutted Hercule back and then elbowed him into the ground and started rapidly punching him. Hercule gains vision and throws Ash off him.

10 Seconds
Ash then leaped at Hercule, but Hercule caught the punch and broke Ash's arm. Ash swings a leg at Hercule, but Hercule ducks and slaps Ash and throws him into the ground. Hercule then pulls out a Missile Launcher and aims it at Ash.

Hercule: Say good night chump!

Hercule blasts Ash with a missile, obliterating Ash's body.

KO!

Hercule: Now you learned not to mess with the champ!

Conclusion
THIS MELEE'S WINNER GOES TOO...HERCULE SATAN!