Sonic.EXE vs. Sanic

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

TWO FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS....

MEEEELLLLEEEE!

GO!

Fight
Sanic runs around, and then he stumbles into a graveyard, and out of hell came Sonic.EXE

EXE: *laughs*

Sanic:*throws a pack of doritos*

The doritos hit EXE and EXE becomes raging in terror, and he finally sends both him and Sanic to hell.

FIGHT!!

* game over music begins* Sanic chases after EXE, but he teleports out of the way! Sanic then uses his powers of Illuminati to find EXE, who attacked with a jumpscare!! Sanic ran away, only to charge back with a...

Sanic then grabs his swag, and walks up to EXE with the swagest swagger of Shrek, and then grabs EXE. But EXE notices and places him into a pit of burning lava

* scary music plays*

EXE then rises to the top of the world and burns up the earth, and Sanic knew it was time...time to save the mother firetrucking planet....



Sanic walks out the lava and goes after EXE with Snoop Dog music and catches hold of EXE and buries him with the homing attack, he roars a mighty roar as he filled EXE with his hatred twoards stupid Creepypastas. Sanic then charged a kamehameha and fired at Sanic EXE.

KO!!

THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TOO....

SANIC!!

Note: What the heck was I WRITING?! I am never doing these two ever again...