Broly vs I AM WILDCAT

Broly vs I_AM_WILDCAT is a What-If? One Minute Melee created by Pikart767 as the First of Twelve Fights in Act 1.

Description
Dragon Ball Z vs I_AM_WILDCAT! Only one word is needed to describe these two,

Angry.

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

Where all fights are settled in 60 seconds!

2 FIGHTERS

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

GO!

Angery
Kevin Macleod - Investigations

Unknown Location - Some Abandoned City.

It was just another day of Prop Hunt with Vanoss’ group of friends, the timer was running out quick, with only two minutes remaining and all three of the hiders, Vanoss, Moo, and Nogla remained. Out of the three hunters, only two remained, Wildcat and Delirious, as Terrorizer had used his nuke tube in a prop filled room, thinking one of the props hid in there, which, as you can tell, wasn’t true, reacting with simply shouting out “FUCK!”

Wildcat, was starting to get annoyed with their lack of luck.

“Oh come on, we’ve looked goddamn everywhere! Where are you fucks hiding!?” Wildcat shouted out, looked in between one of the staircases. “I dunno, you suuuuuure you looked everywhere? Cuz’ if you looked everywhere, you would’ve found us already!” Daithi replied. He was hidden in between breakable crates outside as a miniature tiki girl, alongside him was Vanoss, who was a crumpled tin can.

“We’ve got two minutes remaining give us some hints please!” H2O shouted out, being on the opposite side of the city from Wildcat. He looked outside the many tall, barely standing building at his end of the block. Turning to the side, he barely caught a glimpse of fire hydrant in the air, landing back to earth soon after the jump. This was Moo, as H2O turned towards him and took out his AK-47. “Hey! Don’t think I didn’t see that, fire hydrant!”

“Oh no!” Moo shouted out, making a run for it as H2O started shouted out a “Get over here!” as he chased after the Fire Hydrant, firing right at the moving faded red prop. In no time, H2O managed to kill off Moo after multiple shots from the AK-47. “Awww…” Moo said, before laughing as he joined the spectators alongside Terrorizer. “Now we find the other assholes, don’t tell me they’re also fucking hydrants.”

He looked around the location where he found Moo, though there was nothing that could be a prop, other than multiple more fire hydrants. To make sure, he shot the close by fire hydrants, doing nothing but costing some health from Delirious. “If they are, they certainly aren’t over here.” Nogla snickered, as Vanoss decided to intercept. “We aren’t Fire Hydrants, hell, we weren’t didn’t even know where Moo was.”

“What?!” Delirious shouted. “You’re lyin, we know you are.” H2O moved to the next block and shot at some fire hydrants, chipping down his health even more. “I can confirm that, I didn’t even know they were hiding there.” Moo said, spectating his comrades in their crate fort. “Wait really?” H2O said in a surprised tone, which Nogla confirmed with his iconic “Mhm.” Delirious sighed, deciding that it was time to get some proper hints.

“So uh, about the hints, are you guys indoors or outdoors?” H2O asked, barging open a door to a building near the local of the fire hydrant. “Well…” Vanoss started, looking up at the wooden boxes on top of them. “We are outside, though technically we’re also inside.” The audible sighing of frustration from Wildcat was heard. “He ain’t wrong.” Nogla added, which added to his already frustrated mood. “Of course you fucking are.” Wildcat mumbled under his breath.

A couple seconds passed, as Wildcat looked around his area, his own AK-47 out, dying to be fired at a hider. “Can you fuckers give us another hint?! There’s a minute thirty left on the clock!” Wildcat shouted out, growing ever more pissed. Nogla came up with a idea, and typed it to team chat with Vanoss, struggling (and failing) to not snicker from his idea.

Daithi De Nogla (TEAM): I got an idea

Vanoss (TEAM): What is it?

Daithi De Nogla (TEAM): let’s trick tyler into using his rocket launcher.

Daithi De Nogla (TEAM): That’ll really get him pissed.

Vanoss (TEAM): Ok, but how do we do that?

Daithi De Nogla (TEAM): easy, just watch.

The sudden silence, to be temporarily interrupted by the snickering of Daithi. Wildcat, from his experience from playing Prop Hunt, knew that this was suspicious as fuck. “Hey Tyler! We wood give you another hint, but first, you gotta do something.” His suspicions rose, though he decided along play along. “Fine, what.”

“You gotta look up, and fire your RPG up into the air, and THEN we’ll give ya a hint.” Nogla said, which instantly proved his suspicions. “For fuck sake! Do you think I’m dumb enough to fall for that?!” Wildcat yelled back in reply, which had both Nogla and Vanoss laughing. “Yeah, but we ain’t gonna give ya one until you do.” Nogla replied, continuing his reign of trolling towards Wildcat. He sighed, looked up, and pointed the rocket launcher up into the air. “I swear to god, you better give a pretty damn good hint.”

Stop Music

Pushing the trigger, he had launched the rocket up into the sky. The timing however, was more unlucky for him, as a fast moving Broly flew above the city at high speeds, angered by something (likely Goku.). The rocket flew right in front of the legendary super saiyan, as it collided right into his face, causing him to recoil back from the powerful explosive.

“Wha-?!” He shouted, looking down at the abandoned city, and looking for the source of the explosive. Which became apparent seconds later by the screaming “FUUUUUCK YOU NOGLA!!” from Wildcat. Rewind a couple seconds, as Wildcat turned his head back towards the street. “Alright, I used it, not give us our fucking hint.” Nogla began to snicker, as he replied.

“I already said da hint.”

The sentence alone rose his frustration into pure rage.

“FUUUUUCK YOU NOGLA!!”

Everyone began laughing (besides Wildcat of course) from his shout of anger, as Wildcat went to the nearest wall building and smashed his head into it multiple times. Shouting out curses and that such, all directed to Nogla. Terrorizer, however, had just realized something. “Guys! Nogla made a wood pun moments ago, they’re wooden crat-” The explanation was cut short as a muscular figure appeared right behind Wildcat, which Terrorizer saw just in time to warn Wildcat.

Yoshi’s Island - Room Before Boss

“TYLER, BEHIND YOU!” Terrorizer shouted out to his friend, who turned around just in time to react and dodge a roundhouse kick from the Legendary Super Saiyan Broly, the kick instead, slammed right into the building, shattering it with extreme ease. Wildcat turned towards the angry newcomer, pulling out his AK-47. “Holy, shit.” Wildcat said, turning his eyes towards the destroyed building. The loud sound of the building falling down caught everyone’s attention.

H2O, being the closest, ran towards the sound. “What the fuck was tha-?!” He looked right where the building once was, and the large super saiyan stood, faced towards Wildcat. “OH GOD!” He screamed out, catching a small bit of attention from the saiyan, who simply held back his hand towards him, and fired a blast of KI right towards Delirious, not even looking his way. H2O barely jumped out of the way of the ball of ki, the shot absolutely decimating the building behind him.

Vanoss and Nogla snuck out of their spots to see what went on, peaking from the corner as the two small objects. “Holy shit, what did Tyler do to piss off that guy.” Moo said, spectating the two. “I dunno, but he’s so fucked, this dude is a fucking super saiyan.” Terrorizer replied, still watching from Wildcat’s point of view. The two remaining props stayed quiet in anticipation of what was to happen next, as the saiyan smirked and looked Wildcat right in the eyes.

“You’ve got to be joking with me, a lifeform as low as you tried to interfere with me pulling off Kakarot's head? I shouldn’t even waste my time on a being so pathetic.” Broly said, holding forward his hand. “I’ve got better things to do, so stand still and die!” A ball of ki began to form in the hand. Before he could launch the devastating attack right into the pig, he was shot right in the chest from his shotgun, flinching him as he stepped back a bit in surprise. The sudden shot also caught his friends watching by surprise.

AVGN 2: ASSimilation - Virtual Insanity

Wildcat wasn’t going to take being called pathetic as all the nervousness and fear in his body vanished in instants, and turned right into fuel for his rage. “Pathetic?! I’ll show you and your bitch-ass who’s truly pathetic!” Wildcat took out the SMG, as he aimed right for Broly’s head. Broly regained his posture quickly, his smirk was replaced with a frown, this is a waste of time.

“Hmph, this will be boring."

DO OR DIE!

ENGAGE!