Angry German Kid vs Fred

Description
2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would between Leopold Slikk and the most annoying kid in the world? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
Angry German Kid is watching a Fred video.

Angry German Kid: Mein Gott, ist dieses Kind verruckt! (Good God, this kid is insane!)

He then sees the amount of subscribers Fred has.

Angry German Kid: Wie kann dieser wahnsinnigen ficken so viele Abonnenten?! Ich werde ihm zeigen, wer besser! (Just how can this insane fuck have so many subscribers?! I'm gonna show him who's better!)

He then takes a plane to North America. He is seen banging on Fred's door.

Angry German Kid: Offnen, werden Sie den High ficken aufgeschlagen! (Open up, you high pitched fuck!)

Fred opens up and screams into Angry German Kid's face.

Fred: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

Angry German Kid punches Fred.

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! WHO ARE YOU?!

Angry German Kid: Ich bin Leopold--

Fred: SPEAK ENGLISH!

Angry German Kid: ICH BIN DEUTSCHER, DU IDIOT! (I'M GERMAN, YOU IDIOT!)

Fred: So you're German, huh? Well, your German language is no match for THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Angry German Kid hits Fred hard with his keyboard.

Angry German Kid: HALT DIE KLAPPE, ODER ICH VERWENDE MEINE TASTATUR! (SHUT UP, OR I'LL USE MY KEYBOARD!)

Fred: A keyboard?! (Laughs) What's it gonna do? Type in "I'm a German dick."?

Angry German Kid uppercuts him.

Angry German Kid: WIE KANNST DU BELEIDIGST MEINE TASTATUR! (HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY KEYBOARD!)

'JUST START THE FIGHT! 'FIGHT!

Angry German Kid hits Fred with his keyboard. Fred uppercuts him. He then delivers a strong punch to Angry German Kid's stomach. He then steals his keyboard and hits him with it.

Angry German Kid: Wie kannst du meine Tastatur gegen mich zu verwenden! (How dare you use my keyboard against me!

As Fred raises the keyboard to smash Angry German Kid, Angry German Kid kicks him in the groin, making him scream and drop the keyboard. The tide then turns in on Angry German Kid's favor. He then breaks off the end of the keyboard and impales Fred's stomach with it.

Fred: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!'

Angry German Kid: 'GESCHSSEN DIE FICK NACH OBEN! (SHUT THE FUCK UP!')

Angry German Kid then slits Fred's throat with the keyboard.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

ANGRY GERMAN KID!