ONE MINUTE MELEE: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo vs John Cena

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo VS John Cena is an unassigned One Minute Melee by Ahomeschoolingroudon. Starring Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from the eponymous series against John Cena from the WWE. And, countless, countless vine memes.

Description
You can't see this, it's time is now. Which of the bizarre will come out on top?

Interlude
2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS!

ONE

MINUTE

MELEE!

Fight
(WARNING: THIS IS GONNA BE THE CRAZIEST FIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS WIKIA. READ AT YOUR OWN SANITY, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

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