Ruby Rose vs Margaret Moonlight

Description
This One Minute Melee features Ruby Rose from RWBY and Margaret Moonlight from No More Heroes 2. Scythes and sniper rifles are awesome right? Then scyther rifles are automatically 10 times better. (Yes, I just called them that) Who's better at using one?

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN AT LEAST 60 SECONDS!

2 FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

AT LEAST 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!!!

Intro
LA- Docks Cue Music 1

Murder, assassination, no matter how many defenders of peace are sent out to prevent it, it hardly deters these events in the end. When those deeds are said and done, there is only one thing that must be done... We must seek out JUSTICE for those who have been wrongfully slain and-

"Ruby, inner monologue please. I could probably hear you all the way from the courthouse." "Well, can I help it? I thought being a witness for murder and especially an attorney's assistant would be much more exciting! I'm bored out of my mind here! Where are the Objections? The Hold its? Anything?" Ruby exclaimed as her arms outstretched to a small pile of boxes, accidentally knocking them over. "GAH!" "Wow Apollo, you've really been on edge this entire time." Ruby exclaimed. "Well, you're sister did mow me down back in Inaba!" "I made her apologize... more than once."

"Well, investigating murders isn't exactly the easiest thing in the world. You have to be patient if you want to help Jaune. You can't expect to find incriminating evidence right when-" "Oh look! I found a ladder! I bet this is exactly the evidence we need!" Ruby pointed to the small contraption with glee. "Ruby, that's clearly a stepladder." "Psshh. That's like saying oranges and tangerines are completely different fruit. They're one and the same!" Apollo just kept his response to himself. There is so much wrong with what you just said...

"Now lets tear this place down and find some evidence for Jaune!" "Hey wait! you can't..." Apollo's cries fell on deaf ears as Ruby began rummaging through the warehouse trying to find clues the police may have missed. (and you can be damn sure the detective in charge left plenty of holes in his case) It wasn't long before Ruby found a bloody bullet lodged in the knee of a statue of the Dovahkiin. "I guess this guy won't be adventuring anymore." Ruby joked as she placed the bullet into her bag. "Great, now lets-" Apollo couldn't finish his sentence before a sniper's bullet whipped right into a nearby box. "GAH!" Cue Music 2

Ruby, being the ever prepared huntress she is busted out Crescent Rose and began to chase their assailant. "Don't worry I've got this!" Though she accidentally mowed down a shocked Apollo on her way over. "Sorry! Again!" She failed to hear Apollo's OBJECTION in her excitement. It didn't take her long to speed up to a nearby rooftop where she came face to face with the infamous assassin Margaret Moonlight whistling her trademark song. "Ha! I bet you're the real killer aren't you?" Ruby shouted as she pointed Crescent Rose at the goth. "No respect for the musical arts is that it? How tragic..." Margaret responded as she began to aim her own scythe.

BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS!
FIGHT!

To be continued...