Comical Father Battle Royale

Description
3 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the father of the Watterson family, the father of the Simpson family and the father of the Griffin family? Find out in 60 quick seconds!

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

3 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!

MELEE!

MELEE!
The Watterson car drives down a road.

Darwin: So, you wanna play I Spy?

Gumball: Alright. I'll go first. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...

Suddenly, a stone smashes through one of the windows and hits Richard Watterson.

Richard: Wha... hey!

Richard Watterson gets out of the car and sees the person who threw the stone: Peter Griffin.

Richard: I'm gonna kill you for that!

???: Hey, you!

Richard Watterson and Peter see Homer Simpson.

Homer: You! I'm gonna get you for throwing that stone at that car!

Peter: Just try it!

Homer: (Points at Richard) And I'm gonna get you for ripping me off!

Richard: How did I rip you off?!

Homer: You're fat--

Richard Watterson then punches Homer.

Richard: How dare you!

NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A DAD BATTLE! FIGHT!

Richard Watterson and Homer trade punches and blocks until Richard Watterson uppercuts Homer. He then slams his fists on Homer's skull. Homer punches Richard Watterson in the stomach and grabs his ears and spins him around and throws him. Peter then attacks Homer. He captures him in a headlock. While Homer is distracted, Richard Watterson runs at him and punches him in the stomach. Homer then gets angry and bites Peter's arm. Peter screams painfully. As soon at Peter lets go, Homer grabs his throat and attempts to strangle him. Peter struggles, but Homer pushes him to the ground. Soon, he kills Peter. Now it's just Richard Watterson and Homer. Homer tries to kick Richard Watterson, but Richard Watterson grabs Homer's foot and throws him away. Richard Watterson runs forward to attack Homer, but Homer rolls onto his back and kicks Richard Watterson in the stomach with his both feet. He then gets up and punches Richard Watterson. Richard Watterson then grabs Homer and tears out his throat. He then squeezes him until Homer is crushed. He heads back to the Watterson car. The Wattersons look at him in stunned shock. The car then drives away.

K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...

RICHARD WATTERSON!