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2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
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ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
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The Batmobile is driving through a street. Then a shadow flies over the Batmobile and a figure lands on a building. The figure is revealed to be Superman. The Batmobile stops and Batman gets out and looks at Superman.
Batman: I've been planning to this day to fight you. My waiting has finally paid off.
Superman: (Scoffs) You must have been on drugs.
Batman: That may sound like a ludicrous idea, but the few survivors of my wrath always remember their near deaths.
ABOUT TIME THE DEBATE IS ABOUT TO END! FIGHT!
Batman gets into the Batmobile and drives away. Superman pursues him. He grabs the Batmobile and spins it around and throws it in the air.
Superman: Enjoy your flight!
Batman then jumps out of the window of the Batmobile and lands on a building. Superman flies over to him, but Batman dodges. Superman then grabs the Batmobile and throws it at Batman, but Batman dodges. But the speed of the fall makes the car crash down every single floor of the building. Superman then grabs an oil truck and whacks Batman with it. Batman flies back and hangs for dear life. Superman then fires his eye lasers at the oil truck, making it explode, destroying the entire building and making Batman fly back. He lands on the road. He is weakened. Superman then flies over and uppercuts Batman, brutally punching his head off.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
SUPERMAN!