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South Park vs Camp Camp, 2 of the manipulative guys in town and then they come and throw hands, or what ever they have? 

Select Your Character:

P1: Picks Eric Cartman

P2: Picks Daniel

Prefight[]

Cartman is in his room sneaking out to see Phillip and Terrance as he crossed through the town undectected as he found the other fans of Phillip and Terrance but he hears something else instead.

(Theme: Better Than You Instrumental Camp Camp)

And the song that Daniel sings seems to catch everybody off guard except for Cartman.

Cartman: What the hell is this supposed to be, they ripped me off!

Then as Daniel wasn't looking, Cartman kicked him in the back of the head.

(Music Stops)

Cartman: Damn it you, where did you put Terrance and Phillip!

Daniel: Oh, them, they shouldn't have stood in my way because i run things now, and what you said to me child, your getting it!

(Theme: Red Like Roses 2 RWBY)

This Battle is Going to Explode, Strife[]

'60: Cartman kicks and punches Daniel with Daniel dashing into Cartman' making him punch Daniel and kick him having Daniel punch Cartman and dashes into him and when Daniel was about to punch Cartman caught his hand and punched him in the face and threw him back.

50: Daniel' jabs Cartman but he grabs him and kicks him and blows Daniel with his fart then Daniel makin Daniel play his violin as Cartman' tried escaping the sound but he got caught in the sound causing him to cover his ears and then Daniel kicks Cartman in the face as he headbutts him.

'40: Daniel 'uses his Violin once more but Cartman kicks it out of his hands with Cartman also kicking and punching him having Daniel brainwash 2 girls to fight in her aid but the girls get knocked out by Cartman by smashing them with his own weight. 

'30: A'nd then Daniel grabs and knee'd Cartman and then then threw him down as Daniel dashed into Cartman.

(Cue: It shows flash backs of all of Cartman's greatest moments)

Cartman: No, i can't lose, not today!

(Cue Stop)

'20: Cartman becomes The Coon and 'punches Daniel and scratches Daniel with Daniel kicking Coon making Coon grab him and and swings him around at throws him on the ground as Daniel tries to kick him once more but fails.

10: Daniel: Wait, stop and i just wanna be friends, come here come here.

Coon: Sure.

Daniel then smiles but it was a trick as Coon kicks him in the balls and then starts scratching him and then holds Daniel down and then snaps his neck.

K.O

(Music Stops)

Coon snuck back at home and then hides under his covers as he knew one thing, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to be disapointed.

Conclusion[]

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This Melee's Winner Is...

Eric Cartman

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