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2 Fighters! No research! 60 Seconds! MELEE!!!! Who would win between the cute but powerful puffball and the pellet-eating orb? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
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ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!
2 FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
MELEE![]
Pac-Man is eating pellets while avoiding the ghosts. He wins the stage. Then Kirby arrives.
Ghosts: (Murmuring) Who is he? Where did he come from? What is he, that is the better question.
Pac-Man: The heck are you?
Kirby: Kirby! Kirby!
Pac-Man: Well, "Kirby", this is my game, so scram or be eaten?
Kirby: (Gets into a fighting stance) Poyo!
MAY THE BEST EATER WIN! FIGHT!
Pac-Man tries to eat Kirby, but Kirby runs away.
Pinky: Maybe we should kill that thing.
Blinky: Yeah!
Ghosts: Yeah! Get him!
The ghosts then attempt to kill Kirby. But Kirby inhales them, becoming "Ghost Kirby". Pac-Man then gets scared.
Pac-Man: What?! No! No! Don't touch me! Stay away from me! Stay back!
But Ghost Kirby advances toward Pac-Man. He chases him until he touches him, killing him.
K.O.! THIS MELEE'S VICTORY GOES TO...
KIRBY!