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Description.

2 Fighters! No research! 60 seconds! Find out who would win between Earthbound's Ness and Pokemon's Mewtwo.

Interlude.

ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

TWO FIGHTERS!

NO RESEARCH!

60 SECONDS....

MEEELEEEE!

Go!

Fight.

Ness is walking in a forest, baseball bat in hand and humming the theme to Mother.

???: Hey!

Ness turned around a saw a Pokemon trainer behind him.

Pokemon Trainer: Hey, do you want to have a Pokemon battle?

Ness: Uhhh, I'm not a Pokemon Trainer.

Pokemon Trainer: Oh yeah?! You're just a chicken!

The trainer took out a purple and white ball with an M on it.

Pokemon Trainer: Let me show you my new Pokemon, go Mewtwo!

The trainer threw the ball, and the legendary Mewtwo appeared. He then looked back at his trainer. He grabbed him telepathicly and threw him into a lake.

Mewtwo: No human shall control me!

Mewtwo then looked back at Ness.

Mewtwo: Hmm, your power is...intriguing to say the least, care for a battle?

Ness did his iconic Okay quote and nod and took out his baseball bat.

MAY THE BEST PYSCHIC WIN...

ENGAGE!

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